I'm not sure if you're kidding or not, and that's the really scary part.
You want some good fun? Walk into IKEA and ask for the "Strange Ass European Overpriced Crap." Or ask people in Pier One where the "Overpriced Shit Made of Straw" is. That's also funny.
The only part that confuses me is, what IKEA were you at? Schaumburg? I think that's the only IKEA in IL currently. I used to teach in that area. If so, there's a chance you overpaid for your item. That area's not cheap.
Personally, I prefer to get my corpses at Cost Plus World Market. They're imported.
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You want some good fun? Walk into IKEA and ask for the "Strange Ass European Overpriced Crap." Or ask people in Pier One where the "Overpriced Shit Made of Straw" is. That's also funny.
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Personally, I prefer to get my corpses at Cost Plus World Market. They're imported.
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In front of a bunch of rugs, the sign: "Any Oriental From This Pile -- $49.99."
So wrong...
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