Talking with Balloons: Stick it real good

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[myuphrid]

Oh, I'm trying, Ben. With my entire life, in fact.

[benchilada]

That's the only way to live.

[myuphrid]

Said the Man, red tape unending, "Each our lives we all are wending,"
"But care must needs extending so's not to make a hash of it."
"Though they all are oh-so jolly, all our dreams so oft are folly,"
"The careful little workbee settles for a lesser bit,"
"Be a meek and servile drone, and settle for a lesser bit."
Quoth the Dracolupe, "Fuck that shit."

[foreverlastd]

[benchilada]

The POWER is YOURS!

[evil_mom]

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[evil_mom]

That's Internet Monkey QUEEN to you, buster.

[benchilada]

Who said I was talking about you, sluggo?

[foxhack]

But I want to stick it in a girl. :(

[benchilada]

Stick it TO the man, then, and stick it IN a girl. Nobody's forcing sexual preferences, man, PUT DOWN THE GUN.

[lost_in_my_room]

i keep trying but he's always keeping me down!

[benchilada]

Massage his prostate while you're down there. When he moans slightly, crush a testicle.