Four items for the price of four!
There.
Off in the distance, kicking up sand as it rides towards us.
Holy shit, it's another SO YOU DON'T HAVE T O!
And hell is riding with it.
We, uh...we recorded this a couple of weeks ago.
We’ve been busy.
Anyway, this SYDHT has MRE pears and canned blood sausage and larvets and king top shell.
"But benjamin," I hear you ask, "what’s king top shell?"
Screw you. I wasn’t told, so you won’t get told. All I knew was that it made me think of this dollar store toy I got in Houston:
In any event, it was only a matter of time until I said "in any event."
This is King Top Shell:
It has MSG in it. Remember when they said that was bad for us?
This is Nadja parboiling it. Or rather, this is it being parboiled by Nadja. Wevs.
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Man, if there’s one thing I like my intestines to be filled with, it’s blood.
Sausage Kitchen sounds like gay cooking porn.
Pears are Nature’s MREs.
For when you just can’t wait to eat it as a bug…
Man, my camera has some weird wide-angle lens distortion stuff sometimes.
RIGHT! VIDEO!
As usual, when being recorded, my Tourette's decides to express itself as "bunny nose" and nonstop fidgeting:
Click to viewSo there you have it. Kinda, yes, no, no.
Here's a link to a page that talks about king top shell.
Here are some links to other places I live online:
Facebook / Flickr / Twitter / Tumblr / Last.fm / YouTube / LibraryThing
Now go home. Go home to your bloody gophers.
Love,
benjamin sTone
Stone Robot Enterprises