Man, imagine if he'd been Jewish

[benchilada]

“The boss here says that you gotta pay here and now or he’s gonna break your legs at the hips and fuck you in half.”

“All he did was grunt!”

“I can understand him.”

“I still insist that Pig-Head Lincoln isn’t really the one in charge here. He’s just some tall clone with a hog’s head mod, and he’s secretly controlled through tronix in your brain

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[evil_egg]

Death by presidential bisexual bacon bisecting? I'd hit it.

[stagemanager]

Is this part of a larger whole?

[benchilada]

Not sure yet. It might be shoe-horned into an Alex Trustworthy story...

[ishitpinecones]

this is a thing of beauty

[benchilada]

Tanks, behbeh.

[ishitpinecones]

have you read my glorious literary farts yet?

[evil_mom]

[benchilada]

[broknmirrorgirl]

you are so gloriously twisted and it frequently makes my day. :)

[benchilada]

HOORAY!

I'm just happy to have tiny pieces of my art back.

Moar to come.