TOURETTE'S can be FUN!!!

[benchilada]

Random Tourette's Story #1:

About a year and a half ago, Sara decided that she didn't like our cool wooden soap dish anymore, and has decided that it would be much more Madd Stylee to keep the soap on an antique bread and butter plate from her grandmother's china.
    Now, with Tourette's Syndrome often comes OCD. Mine

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[mellybrelly]

hi, I forgot to add you.

[benchilada]

When did you forget? Under what circumstances? Do I know you? Are these my pants?

[mellybrelly]

I'm the girl from multiply and orkut, you are the man from multiply and orkut.

I'm Melanie, I think we may have commented to each other elsewhere, unless I'm mistaken.

They are not your pants, you are naked. Now get dressed. You are in public man!

[benchilada]

GAH! PUBLIC!

Wait...I have no shame.

PANTSLESS HO!

(As in Thundercats HO! (koffCheetarahkoff) not There is a Woman of The Knights With Her Undercarriage Visible.)

[mellybrelly]

I'll just nod and wonder if you really recognize me, or if it's just a polite gaze you are giving me.

oh, and I have so much shame. That's why I only go naked in secluded lakes. Wait, and my kitchen, even though I think all the neighbours can see me. Perhaps I have very little shame. I'm not certain.

[benchilada]

I do 'member you now. I was all, like, "I don't remember!" and then I goes, "Wait, I bemember!" and then I was all, "Like...huh-huh...pantless in the kitchen..."

[mellybrelly]

everythingless in the kitchen, but I'm relieved you remember me, otherwise I might have added someone on the elljay who didn't know me and would be all "wah! who dat?" And I'd be all "oh man, I'm so ashamed", then I'd blush and delete my journal forever, but I'd wake and realize it was just a dream and I was late for work.

Oh wait. I am late for work. Bye!