HO! HA HA! GUARD! TURN! PARRY! DODGE! SPIN! HA! THRUST!
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You know who's awesome? agentorrange is awesome. I joked that my Tourette's opens portals.
His does the opposite. :)
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Somebody's going to buy me this foot-tall AV-98 Ingram Patlabor toy, yes? Only 289.99 plus shipping.
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I bought this but seem to be unable to find an ironic way to use it:
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The Civet ( fairyarmadillo) says "David Attenborough could read a tax form to me and I'd listen happily."
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If you're near Champaign-Urbana, I trust you'll be at Gothic Prom: Dungeons and Dragqueens tonight?
kristinkannibal will be spinnin', baby.
No, I won't be in drag. I look terrible in drag and ultimately feel like I'm parodying it, so I don't do it.
I shall simply try my best to be dapper. :)
Smooches, kids, and I'd best see you there.
benjamin