OI! ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS! So...yep.
First:
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Then she made--I shit you not--a Star Wars joke. When she saw my incredulity, she informed me that she "knows [her] audience".
I was surprised that she knew Star Wars.
Then:
I think you HAVE to drink shitty beer while playing bingo and eating a beef stick so generic that its only brand / product name appears to be "The Big One." I will apologize for nothing.
We went with
city_of_dis and
icayrus and
porpentine_4 and it was good. We won nothing, but
porpentine_4 did.
This post brought to you by...nothing in particular, I guess.
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