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Well, kids, it's time for another So You Don't Have To.
Thanks, mamagaea , for sending this to me.
And to gutter_monkey for the hat.
I have a question to ask as we begin...
When you see this image, do you really think PARTY TIME?
HELL YEAH! LET'S PARTY! WAI WAI! GAYA GAYA!
Okay, now that I've got that out of my system, take a closer look at these bad boys. Can you tell me what's disturbing here? And no, it's not the fact that they're dried snack-squid, I'm cool with that.
If you chose Answer D--"When I Look In Its Empty Eye Sockets I Can See Forever," then go to the head of the fucking class.
Nutritional Information!
Yep. Squid, grease, salt. Just what I was looking for.
Oh, and trelahose.
Never say I never teach you anything boring interesting.
What? A special guest appearance? But by WHAT?!
Somebody cut the lights, kids, it's time for a filmstrip!
Man, I was tripping every word in that video. Weird.
Anyway, here's what the special guest food was:
Otherwise known as...
Why did I seem so disturbed when the floaty bits entered my mouth?
Well...
BECAUSE THEY WERE EITHER MOLDY FROG EGGS OR ALIEN SPERM, THAT'S WHY!
End Results:
LET'S PARTY DRIED SQUID SNACK:
Good taste but completely unchewable. Maybe it's like chewing tobacco; once the flavor's gone you spit it out.
Not bad stuff, just not great. I think the flavor would get better the more beer I drank.
I can say, though, that I'm not going to dissect my bowel movements for the next few days, 'cause I think seeing an entirely untouched squid leg might freak me out a bit. IA! IA!
And seriously, my tongue shriveled like a slug when that salt hit it. DAMN.
BASIL SEED DRINK:
I really wanted to enjoy this. I swear to the heavens above that I wanted to enjoy this stuff.
It was tasty. It was refreshing. It was kinda creepy.
I swear that it tasted dusty and kinda...wrong. It was like a delicious beverage that had one tiny bit of flavor from another dimension. A dimension not of sight and of sound, but of what-the-fuck.
Anyway, that's what I thought about today's two taste treats.
Have a good night kids, and remember today's moral:
If your drink wants to make your tongue pregnant, kill it with squid salt.
Smooches,
b
Thanks, mamagaea , for sending this to me.
And to gutter_monkey for the hat.
I have a question to ask as we begin...
When you see this image, do you really think PARTY TIME?
HELL YEAH! LET'S PARTY! WAI WAI! GAYA GAYA!
Okay, now that I've got that out of my system, take a closer look at these bad boys. Can you tell me what's disturbing here? And no, it's not the fact that they're dried snack-squid, I'm cool with that.
If you chose Answer D--"When I Look In Its Empty Eye Sockets I Can See Forever," then go to the head of the fucking class.
Nutritional Information!
Yep. Squid, grease, salt. Just what I was looking for.
Oh, and trelahose.
Never say I never teach you anything boring interesting.
What? A special guest appearance? But by WHAT?!
Somebody cut the lights, kids, it's time for a filmstrip!
Click to viewMan, I was tripping every word in that video. Weird.
Anyway, here's what the special guest food was:
Otherwise known as...
Why did I seem so disturbed when the floaty bits entered my mouth?
Well...
BECAUSE THEY WERE EITHER MOLDY FROG EGGS OR ALIEN SPERM, THAT'S WHY!
End Results:
LET'S PARTY DRIED SQUID SNACK:
Good taste but completely unchewable. Maybe it's like chewing tobacco; once the flavor's gone you spit it out.
Not bad stuff, just not great. I think the flavor would get better the more beer I drank.
I can say, though, that I'm not going to dissect my bowel movements for the next few days, 'cause I think seeing an entirely untouched squid leg might freak me out a bit. IA! IA!
And seriously, my tongue shriveled like a slug when that salt hit it. DAMN.
BASIL SEED DRINK:
I really wanted to enjoy this. I swear to the heavens above that I wanted to enjoy this stuff.
It was tasty. It was refreshing. It was kinda creepy.
I swear that it tasted dusty and kinda...wrong. It was like a delicious beverage that had one tiny bit of flavor from another dimension. A dimension not of sight and of sound, but of what-the-fuck.
Anyway, that's what I thought about today's two taste treats.
Have a good night kids, and remember today's moral:
If your drink wants to make your tongue pregnant, kill it with squid salt.
Smooches,
b