Sir Reginald Once Beat A Man To Death With A Cat, Which Remained Unharmed
Sir Reginald knew which side his bread was buttered on: the inside.
"What, that's it?" asked Sir Reginald. "That doesn't even sound original. Look that up on the internet, I bet that's been said a dozen times already."
Wait, what?
"I said look up that thing about 'the inside,' as I'm sure it's been said before," he reiterated. "I reiterated? Isn't that a bit forced? And...hang on, did you just italicize the word reiterated? The reader should be able to infer, by context, which words should be emphasised."
Well, sometimes I think they need a little p--
"Did you properly notate above that I interrupted you? Good. Because I'll have you know, you fucking
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