SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO: Kalles Striped Spread
Welcome to the latest video edition of So You Don't Have To.
So, let me apologize, first, to
fairyarmadillo.
You see, she sent me today's So You Don't Have To via the post, in a box with an ice-pack and insulating stuff and everything.
And then, in the video, I go and call her Nadja Herreshoff. Because that used to be her name.
It isn't anymore, though, 'cause she got married, so her last name is now Robot.
Nadja Robot, married to Will Robot.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, I fucking love my friends, which is why I'm sorry I used the wrong name, Ms. Blu.
In any event, she sent me a Tube Of Aryan Boy.
Swedish Aryan Boy.
Oh, wait.
It's a tube of fish roe and cream cheese. That's still cool. I mean, that's cool, but it's still in a tube which simultaneously adds and subtracts 177 cool points. Who thinks, "You know what would make our cream cheese spread better? No spray can, that's been done. How about a TUBE?! And we'll add FISH EGGS!" Apparently the Swedes.
But, as you can see by...the ingredients...
...
TL;DR
Let's get the to meat...errr...unborn fish of the matter.
As usual, watch for Tourette's Special Moves, including: The Flapping Arm Wing Thing (Up Up B A Down/Quarter-turn right) and the Nose Scrunch (Left Trigger).
And there you have it.
The verdict? Delicious. Would be tastier on stronger-flavored crackers (I had rice crackers) but quite good. And salty. Great for a cheese plate, great for a quick snack, great for helping prevent cause tartar.
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So, let me apologize, first, to
fairyarmadillo.
You see, she sent me today's So You Don't Have To via the post, in a box with an ice-pack and insulating stuff and everything.
And then, in the video, I go and call her Nadja Herreshoff. Because that used to be her name.
It isn't anymore, though, 'cause she got married, so her last name is now Robot.
Nadja Robot, married to Will Robot.
I've said it before, I'll say it again, I fucking love my friends, which is why I'm sorry I used the wrong name, Ms. Blu.
In any event, she sent me a Tube Of Aryan Boy.
Swedish Aryan Boy.
Oh, wait.
It's a tube of fish roe and cream cheese. That's still cool. I mean, that's cool, but it's still in a tube which simultaneously adds and subtracts 177 cool points. Who thinks, "You know what would make our cream cheese spread better? No spray can, that's been done. How about a TUBE?! And we'll add FISH EGGS!" Apparently the Swedes.
But, as you can see by...the ingredients...
...
TL;DR
Let's get the to meat...errr...unborn fish of the matter.
As usual, watch for Tourette's Special Moves, including: The Flapping Arm Wing Thing (Up Up B A Down/Quarter-turn right) and the Nose Scrunch (Left Trigger).
Click to viewAnd there you have it.
The verdict? Delicious. Would be tastier on stronger-flavored crackers (I had rice crackers) but quite good. And salty. Great for a cheese plate, great for a quick snack, great for helping prevent cause tartar.
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