A statue of the "
Witchblade Bikini Armor," apparently for use against villains who only want to shoot you in the nipples or the bo-jina.
Or the coccyx. Man, not enough jokes get made about the coccyx...
Also, would you prefer the deforestation cookies with endangered pink rabbit:
Or would you like some ChocoThinThin?
The former tastes like any other cookie/chocolate thing Japan produces.
The latter is delicious...because the box has 19 g. of fat (including 6 of saturated fat and 4.9 of trans fat).
Also,
Sara's eye is starting to feel a little bit better. At least it's not tearing up all the time.
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