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[benchilada]

Well, kids it looks like I Do These Things So SON OF A BITCH I'M A GODDAMNED FUCKING IDIOT! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

I fucking fucked that fucking fuck fuck thing up.

You see, blissitate sent me a package. It contained magic items.

So, I did what I do; I took a few shots, then I did my second ever Video Version of SYDHT, and you know what I did then?

I took the .

Comments

[evil_egg]

Vegetarian flavour. One hundred percent vegetable-fed, an important of your five-a-day, ya cannibal.

[benchilada]

You know, Sara and I joked about that, since it kinda is the color of fresh, FRESH red meat.

But if vegetarians really tasted like that, they'd never get oral sex ever.

[evil_egg]

And you know for certain that people do go down on veggies?

Do I really want to know how you know this?

[benchilada]

Use yer imagination, kid, I know it's there.

On second thought, you probably better not imagine this one. Just assume that you understand.

[sarahsam]

yoiks... sounds like you should have taken the advice of the little packet which was imprisoned in there for so long...

[benchilada]

Yep. You and The Dawg are lucky you weren't there for this one.

I shit you not, it actually felt like it was burning my throat on the way down.

[_faroth_]

You should take up a hobby like glass blowing, or building things out of match sticks, or making stained glass. Yeah, That should help calm you right down =]

-j-

[benchilada]

You're a fucking fuck.
A fantastic one.
You dick.

[wagemage]

At least he didn't suggest tattoo artistry.

[benchilada]

Oh, no, you don't understand.
You chose AWESOMELY.

This is why I do this stuff! I'll survive the throat burning--it only lasted a few hours--for the safety and well-being of all of my readers, and the world as a whole.

Seriously, this was magnificent, probably the worst thing I've ever eaten in my life. :)

[archanglrobriel]

You do know that as soon as I can get down to China Town, you're toast right? I'm just sayin'. You make me all antsy to get to the markets and see what new and inventive things I can make you eat.
Also, we have a Russian and a Czech and African markets.

Toast, I tell ya.

[benchilada]

Ooooh, do me the Russian, Czech, and African ones.
I'm stocked up on S.E. Asian for now. :)