I assure you, good sir, that you are NOT GODDAMNED READY FOR THIS JELLY

[benchilada]

I love g0dz17la  and livenud .

They went to lovely Egypt and while there they thought of me.
They sent me a comic--which I haven't scanned yet--in Arabic.

And they sent me something that has immediately become one of my favorite possessions.

Something with music...and lamp beautiful.

This:




Ah, excellent! I was worried that we'd be stuck on those tired, retread design ideas.
Also, it apparently farts music.



Rich and poor, prince and pauper, all can enjoy this lovely toy!



I think that those with refined tastes are probably leaving the room now.



Who's a pretty bird? Who's the beautiful multi-colored cock? You! Yes, you! It's you!



Oh, and what a fantastic...umm...light bulb...with a temple on it...on your back...



What a lovely lantern you're holding in your mouth! And such a lovely necklace...made of lanterns. Oh, darling, we have GOT to teach you how to diversify your accessories.



What? You want to see this sexy bitch in action?

Click to view

Life is good.

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