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I'm answering Five More Questions.
This time, they come straight from the gullet of
xuincherguixe
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1) Who is your favourite character (out of all fiction)?
There is no right answer to this, is there?
I mean , if I say Odysseus, then people will ask "What about the Doctor?"
If I say Maude from Harold and Maude, then people will ask, "What about that dude with the stuff?"
If I say Wong Fei Hung, then people will be all "But he was a real person!"
If I say Doctor Strange, then the Dread Dormammu will try to kill my mom.
I think the answer, therefore, has to be me, until I can be proven to be non-fiction.
I dare you.
2) If you had a giant robot, what would it be like? And what would it's name be?
Right, it would be more PATLABOR than EVANGELION. More realistic, more robot-looking, more...dunno. If we're talking a Giant Robot that's controlled by me, I'd want some standard issue things, like a ridiculous helmet to wear while driving it, as well as silly-looking bright clothes. Also, I would need theme music, and the thing would always make those HMMMMM-WHRRRRRRR-CHNK! noises as it moved. I don't want no goddamned quiet WHSSSSH'ing robots. Also, it would have laser-sighted anti-ninja/pirate cannons.
Possible Names: Angus McAngus-Angus / benjamin's Giant Robot / Joe. Joe Mama / Alphonse / Super Deluxe Explodo Bonus Robot Xtreme KAWAII!
3) Is there any way to beat an RCMP Ninja? I don't think there is!
You, Sir, are wrong. See the previous question.
4)If a Nigerian Prince ever did need your help, would you believe it?
I would require proof of identification, a tour of his castle, and a detailed story of why I should help him defeat his insane evil brother.
Also, he would need to explain why his e-mail came from an internet cafe under the name TACO BEL SMITH
5) You can have one person run into a bus you are driving, without having to face consequences for their very messy demise. Who would you choose?
Well, I'm about as pacifist as you can get and still be a reasonable human being, so I think that the removal of consequences would have to include all the guilt on my part and maybe they could come back to life later, if I felt like it.
That having been said, today it would be...
Matt Lauer
Kim Jong-il
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Got questions? ASK.
Wanna read the others so far? DO IT.
b
This time, they come straight from the gullet of
xuincherguixe
---------
1) Who is your favourite character (out of all fiction)?
There is no right answer to this, is there?
I mean , if I say Odysseus, then people will ask "What about the Doctor?"
If I say Maude from Harold and Maude, then people will ask, "What about that dude with the stuff?"
If I say Wong Fei Hung, then people will be all "But he was a real person!"
If I say Doctor Strange, then the Dread Dormammu will try to kill my mom.
I think the answer, therefore, has to be me, until I can be proven to be non-fiction.
I dare you.
2) If you had a giant robot, what would it be like? And what would it's name be?
Right, it would be more PATLABOR than EVANGELION. More realistic, more robot-looking, more...dunno. If we're talking a Giant Robot that's controlled by me, I'd want some standard issue things, like a ridiculous helmet to wear while driving it, as well as silly-looking bright clothes. Also, I would need theme music, and the thing would always make those HMMMMM-WHRRRRRRR-CHNK! noises as it moved. I don't want no goddamned quiet WHSSSSH'ing robots. Also, it would have laser-sighted anti-ninja/pirate cannons.
Possible Names: Angus McAngus-Angus / benjamin's Giant Robot / Joe. Joe Mama / Alphonse / Super Deluxe Explodo Bonus Robot Xtreme KAWAII!
3) Is there any way to beat an RCMP Ninja? I don't think there is!
You, Sir, are wrong. See the previous question.
4)If a Nigerian Prince ever did need your help, would you believe it?
I would require proof of identification, a tour of his castle, and a detailed story of why I should help him defeat his insane evil brother.
Also, he would need to explain why his e-mail came from an internet cafe under the name TACO BEL SMITH
5) You can have one person run into a bus you are driving, without having to face consequences for their very messy demise. Who would you choose?
Well, I'm about as pacifist as you can get and still be a reasonable human being, so I think that the removal of consequences would have to include all the guilt on my part and maybe they could come back to life later, if I felt like it.
That having been said, today it would be...
Matt Lauer
Kim Jong-il
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Got questions? ASK.
Wanna read the others so far? DO IT.
b