Here’s a simple formula you can apply to anything you do in life to figure out if it is a noteworthy achievement, simply ask yourself:
“Is the thing I just did something that a homeless person can do?”
Man, sometimes pure, unadulterated, ridiculously funny vitriol can be...umm...funny. And...unadulterated.
Shut up, I'm on a low-adjective diet.
Shit, low-adjective is an adjective, isn't it? I mean, a made-up adjective, but an...made-up? DAMN IT!
Anyways: hit this like...
crap, I'm out of similes, too. pyrotech_c3h8 loves you and wants you to be happy.
*giggle*