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[benchilada]

Being sick sucks.
Having trouble swallowing and it feels like I swallowed a handful of sandpaper.
At home, doing things like laying on the couch and watching The Today Show.

Kill me.

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Comments

[mwissa]

You can keep us up to date on things like Terrell Owens trying to drown himself in pills.

But, you should write a Sir Reginald story about him being sick and trying to use magic to cure himself and it backfiring on him and having all kinds of goofy shit happen. Unless you have already done a story like that, and I missed it.

If that is the case, this comment never existed.

[mwissa]

Or..how about him trying to use magic and him accidentially transporting himself into your living room. You can write the dialouge of you two conversing as you watch the Today Show.

[benchilada]

I think I ended up spending most of my day spaced out on the couch with my cat.

That there's a piece of FLASH flash fiction.

Enjoy.

[bozoartist]

My mom always made me gargle with salt water when I had the throat funk.
It didn't seem to work.

[sarahsam]

My mom did the same... it always helped a great deal to "expectorate" some of that funk.

My mom also believed in giving a quaff of blackberry brandy to us when we were sick... knocked us out so that we could sleep/heal, and let everyone else get some peace and quiet.

Ben would probably prefer the second tactic.

[juniperesque]

Oh, great, you have the Champaign-Urbana plague, too?

hey that sandpaper belongs to meatloaf ! give it back !

[andyluke]

hope this cheers you up pal.

[mwissa]

I just read about that!

Can you say threesome and Dirty Sanchez???!!

Why Screech? Why?