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[benchilada]

Dear Monkeys Readers, old and new alike:

No, I have not had time to write you a new story since yesterday. Commence weeping. Still, due to such positive responses to yesterday's repost (and since I've gained a lot of readers since I posted this story a year ago) please enjoy another tale from my archives that puts a new spin on an old genre.

Comments

[funranium]

Good ol' zombie sex. I love that story.

[benchilada]

YAY!

[porksound]

this is really touching and worthwhile while staying rooted in something almost, "pulpish?"

I'm glad I found you. makes me feel like there is all of this brilliance just simmering beneathe the ugly surface of our overheated melting pot... Thanks for that.

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[benchilada]

I'm flattered by your...ermmm...flattery.

And yeah, I wanted to add a modern sex feel to a pulpish zombie tale.
Glad to hear I succeeded.

Tales Of Interest!

[funranium]

I preemptively retaliated last night with another tale of radioactive horror.

http://funranium.livejournal.com/42269.html#cutid1

It's a good thing you'll be drinking this evening anyway. The story will just give you an excuse.

Re: Tales Of Interest!

[draggonlaady]

i would love to read it...but apparently i haven't got permission :(

Re: Tales Of Interest!

[funranium]

Give it another go. You should be able to get to it now.

[seestephgo]

This is the first piece of your writing I've read and I'm definitely impressed. If I weren't so squicked out by zombies, I'd be masturbating right now. Good show.

*the anonymous comment was me - oops.

[benchilada]

Hooray for inspiring masturbation that quickly turns into something else!

Yeah, this story and another one prompted several people to tell me I should be writing "erotic tales," but I'm not really sure where you go to sell them.

Also, I'd need to pick a pseudonym. :)

[seestephgo]

I agree with you writing erotic tales. The man and I were perusing the movie stock in the porn store and were highly dissapointed with what we found. It's all geared towards men (not suprising) and there's not a lot that looks like, from title and cover, it could get me going. With our combined ideas, your scripting skills, and my film experience, we could get something going that would spark a whole new flame in the pornographic entertainment industry!

FUCKBRAIN SEES STEPH GO:
A New Era of Adult Entertainment

[pure_doxyk]

Muy nicely nasty! It's more like la-double-mort, but the pun is appreciated. ;)

Only thing I have to ask...and I really wish I didn't have to ask...the use of the name "Mark" seems to indicate that this was gay sex...but the positioning and, erm, kinetic details seem to indicate straight sex. Or can guys do things I'd thought I had the market cornered on?

Don't worry, I know your answer will be painfully disgusting. I'm ready. >_<

-PD

[benchilada]

I'm glad somebody got the little pun at the end. :)

And yes, these were two guys.

To keep things relatively painless (HA!) for you, let's just say that it DOES work. Think leaning backwards a bit and go from there...

my spoilers would be more obscured if I scrambled the text

[lovenmitt]

You should try reading the play "M. Butterfly".

Spoi .... lers???

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ThereisadudewhosleepswithachineseladyandthenOMGitisnotaladyitisadude!Butherewassomuchsex!SOMUCHSEX!How couldhenotknowitwasadude'sarsejustbecausethesexpositionwas"woman"ontopeverytime?Eitherhewasindenialorhewasanidiot.

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Yes.

Re: my spoilers would be more obscured if I scrambled the text

[lovenmitt]

Also, hooray for the story! And for the sad, hot sex contained therein.