Comments | benchilada: Voice Post

benchilada

Voice Post

Jun 24, 2006 17:44

Comments 13

funranium June 24 2006, 23:53:39 UTC

That man was obviously completely unhinged. Everyone knows that the only way a black man gets a credit card is by mugging someone. Pfft. As if.

benchilada June 25 2006, 09:05:21 UTC

Now now, the black man was only being POINTED at, and probably couldn't see the credit cards.

funranium June 25 2006, 10:15:46 UTC

But that man right there was displaying a credit card that could be sharpened, in public no less. Pull it out and *BAM*...the terrorists win.

nhyrvana June 25 2006, 03:49:38 UTC

I think about the credit card thing too. And really, if I wanted to kill people on a plane, there are always ink pens (Gross Point Blank anyone?)and never under estimate a nice sharp pencil to the eyeball or jugular.
But beyond that, with ceramic technology the way it is, if you *REALLY* wanted a gun on a plane....you could have one.

Security is an illusion.

-e

benchilada June 25 2006, 09:05:57 UTC

The sad thing is, part of this was based on a real experience...

nhyrvana June 25 2006, 16:29:30 UTC

I didn't doubt that for a second.

-e

misfitwes June 25 2006, 07:36:43 UTC

wow. not the voice i expected. but hey, you could read books on tape, or sommat.

benchilada June 25 2006, 09:07:21 UTC

What were you expecting, out of curiousity?
Also, that IS my reading voice, which is just my normal voice with a touch of gravitas.

Someday when I'm batshit wired, I should call up just so people can hear what THAT sounds like.

misfitwes June 25 2006, 17:15:17 UTC

I think batshit wired was what I was expecting. But certainly not something so...gravitasias...or whatever.

jimmahgee June 25 2006, 10:10:17 UTC

I gotta run, but to answer your question before: I expected it to be deeper and um, well, manlier. Like, rugged. But I prefer how it actually sounds, even with a touch of gravitas, as you say.

benchilada June 25 2006, 13:47:29 UTC

Oh, it's deep and rugged and manly when it needs to be.
You wait, when I get a proper microphone, I'll make a post of me saying things like "hornswaggle" and "poon" and "big ol' titties" and you'll hear the testosterone.

I have some, I swear...

mwissa June 25 2006, 18:10:42 UTC

can you only do voice posts when you have a paid account?

benchilada June 25 2006, 19:56:53 UTC

Yep. You get twenty a month...