my abusive wife found out that the hardest part to bruise on the human body is your chin. my fucking face hurts. i would return the beating, but im afraid laura was born with nothing inbetween her neck and her bottom lip.
marriage will be painful.
in other news, i stacked my camera upon piles of trash and filmed myself doing backside tailslides at yellow springs today because i have never seen what they look like. and yes, they are as style-less as every other trick i have ever sucked at.
p.s. laura says my pants are too tight so i am busting out the bag rags.