Here you go. Knock yourselves out.
1) Dude, am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
- Kumar (Kal Penn), "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" (2004)
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2) If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
- Joel (Jim Carrey), "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004)
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3) I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!
4) Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?
- The Prime Minister (Hugh Grant), "Love Actually" (2003)
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5) Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me "Let's fuck."
6) I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
7) You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your conversation is first rate.
8) Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
9) Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die.
10) Here's the thing. Somehow between 1 and 2:30 last night, I traveled 400 miles and I have no memory of it.
- John Klein (Richard Gere), "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
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11) You may think me crazy, but I know music. It's the one thing that makes me humble.
12) I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.
- Kumar (Kal Penn), "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" (2004)
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2) If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I'm incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don't know.
- Joel (Jim Carrey), "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" (2004)
melody_tree
3) I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!
4) Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?
- The Prime Minister (Hugh Grant), "Love Actually" (2003)
madcap_laughs
5) Taking me to a place like this is about as exciting as saying to me "Let's fuck."
6) I don't believe this! I've got a trig midterm tomorrow, and I'm being chased by Guido the killer pimp.
7) You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your conversation is first rate.
8) Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
9) Here we go, the world is spinning. When it stops, it's just beginning. Sun comes up, we laugh and we cry. Sun goes down, and then we all die.
10) Here's the thing. Somehow between 1 and 2:30 last night, I traveled 400 miles and I have no memory of it.
- John Klein (Richard Gere), "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
dixie_amie
11) You may think me crazy, but I know music. It's the one thing that makes me humble.
12) I'm sadistic. I go to the supermarkets to watch mothers lose it and beat the shit out of their kids.