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Wow. Lots of things happened.
Gah. Second Day. Morning = cold. Brrr. I woke up around 9:30? Go around looking for campfires for warmth. Eat breakfast. Bread heated with the portable stove thingy with jam. Yum yum yum. Lalalla. Walk around doing random stuff, then we start playing cards in the morning around 10:15-12? So its Me, Wayne, Albert, Brian, and Joshua. We play in Joshua’s tent since its so big. First we play Kemps. Gah. First its me and Brian vs. Joshua and Albert/Wayne. Albert brought his gameboy with the new pokemon thingy and they were playing that. Some battle factory thingamajiggy. Whatever. So when Wayne was playing gameboy, Albert was playing cards. Our signals were so lame. :P “I HAVE KEMPS!” Kemps! Yay! We won! That was our saddest one. Also, “SAFETY!” Kemps. We also won that one. The ones that Brian made up were super lame and obvious. like rub your stomach. or adjust your glasses over and over. He did too many fake ones. Too obvious. But we had one good signal, but they figured it out because Brian did it way to obvious. It was just like hold 1 card on your left and the other 3 on your right hand. But they figured it out. We didn’t win much tho, we won like once out of every 3 games. That sucked. Then we played a two games of BS. I won the first one. lol. I cheated on the last move, but they didn’t know that that was my last card, so they dindt call anything and I won. They second round, it was kinda a dead situation. You knew who had the cards and junk. I had all the 5’s and Jack’s and Joshua had all the 6’s and junk. ect. ect. ect. Then after that got boring, we played Caramel. I got third on all three games. Then we ate lunch. Noodles with meat paste. Yum again. Lalalalal. Wow. We were bored. We started playing pokemon cards since Albert’s sister had 2 decks. First it was me vs. Albert. I won. Then me vs. Brian. I won that game too. I was heka lucky. Then Wayne vs. Brian. Wayne cheats like heck. How sad. He drew like 5 cards each turn, when it WAS his turn, and when it wasn’t. He didn’t care. He still lost. Sadness. Then we played 2v2. Me and Wayne vs. Brian and Albert. We lost the first game, because Wayne was still cheating and we almost decked out. But the second game, he didn’t cheat and we won. And then after that, they said that they wanted to go tubing, and I went back to my tent and went looking for them. Alan had the tube, so we were going to borrow it from him. I was walking that way, then some guy goes “hey.” I turned and it’s the Henry from band. The ex-sevie which never talks to Ravina because hes to shy. Him and his brother. Whoa. He was part of Alan’s old bible study group. Our church came as a group, and Alan’s old bible study group came as another separate group. Ok. So I talk for a few minutes and go there. But there not there so I run back and then their not there, so I run back to the creek and finnaly catch up with them. Tubing tubing tubing. Fun fun fun. Wet wet wet. Go down the “rapids” carry the tube back up, watch the next person go. The river/creek is heka cold… Brrrr. After we come back, we were going to go to the beach, but the parking lot was full and they said that there were like 40 cars waiting to go in. So we didn’t go. Then we played more cards. Kemps again. This time, we owned. Me and Joshua vs. Brian and Albert. Wayne left early, I dunno why. So it was just us 4. We had the best signal ever. I'm not going to tell you what it is. We had a 7-1 run. I accidentally did our signal without knowing it, so he called kemps, but I didn’t have it. D: Albert, being the perverted person he was thought of nasty fake signals. Wrong signals. One time, Brian did a fake signal, and Joshua called counter-kemps, but just before that, Albert got real kemps, but he didn’t know that. We still won. :D Okie dokes Then we lost about 4 games but won 3 so it was like 10-4. After that, I went to take a 3 minute shower using a quarter. How fun and exciting! The water was cold. :( Gah. One shower timer thing was broken, so the shower was like 20 minutes instead of 3. :P But someone was in it when I went. I didn’t feel like playing more cards, so they kept on playing while I was in the shower, and after I was in the shower. I went with my sister and their group. They were eating marshmallows using those super tiny marshmallows and I joined in. More Smores. Jum Jum Yum. We were waiting for Eunice to come here to play cards again. She was going to bring like some extra people to play cards with us again. But they came with all these little annoying kids following them, so she went back and waited until they were gone, and then she was going to come back. She didn’t come for a while, so we went over there. Bleh bleh bleh. Ok So we just start playing Mao. <-- As fun as Egyptian War. Heka fun. Ok. If you know how to play, good. If you don’t, too bad. Its just like Uno with different rules. Two decksI can't tell you how to play. Too bad. Your supposed to figure out in the game. So the people that squished into our tent, Original people from yesterday, Me, Frank, Victor, Allen, Eunice, Joy, and my sister, plus Eunice’s friends, Joe, Eric, and Leslie. Ok. Heres our random rules. We figured them all out at the end.
Any card except Aces or 8’s, say “Frank dealt it.” (He farted when we were starting. It smelled bad. Really bad.)
When drawing a card, instead of saying regular, “Allen is the only Mao for me!”
Aces, “Its all Victor’s fault.”
1’s, 3’s, 5’s, and 7’s, “Oh whee/mee whee/mee!”
Play card 1 step lower, 5, then 4. “I eat you.”
Play card 1 step higher, 5 then 6. “I eat poo.”
Instead of saying Mao, “Mao Mao Mao Mao, Mao Mao Mao Mao, Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao, Maooo!” (The cat food song thingy. Mao instead of Meao.
When playing last card, “I watch Barney daily.”
2’s, 4’s, 6’s, and 8’s “Whee/mee whee/mee oh!
Any black same card played twice, “Tee hee! Theres two!”
I think that’s all. If not, ill add it in.
Next, we played Mafia! :DDDDDDD So fun. Frank was first narrator, then Victor, then Eric for the last 3 games. Hes heka good and narrating. He thinks of heka good stories and junk. But. some of its perverted. DX. I don’t remember all of it tho. First game had no setting…. Second one was like Mission Pizza. XD <-- eww face. Third was at church, fourth was at 30 Hour Famine, and last one was at downtown Oakland, in the ‘hood! :D I was cop on the 3rd game and we won. I was Mafia once, and I think I lost that game. When Eric started narrating, they stories turned a bit violent and perverted. :P His stories were rated “R”. In church too. (in the story) :P Too much gore and junk. Gore. Umm… Getting stabbed in the head with those things you pick up paper with, look like skiing poles. Umm.. Getting hanged by your own rope belt. :P Umm… Getting jumped outside of church. Gha. Hmmm… Lets just say, the perverted part was that Joe died of Viagra. He died of too much “action” Then he extended that perverted part of the story. I shall say no more. Too perverted. Too much Viagra. And in church. Shame shame shame. Ok whatever. Enough of that. In the last game, when we were in the ‘hood, he gave us names. People who died and got tried. Umm.. I only remember some of the names. I was Benzino, Victor was Vicious V, Allen was Ally-G, My sister, Josephine, was Jose-bling. Joy was Jo-G, and I can't remember the rest, then they started to go back to their tents. It was like 12:20 or something. Eric had some sparkers that he brought from his camp so we watched them spark. It WAS already July 4th. :P Then we said bye and stuff. Then we went to sleep. End of Second Day. Whew. Finally done with that day. Oh yea. and Victor’s fake story. “You know one day? I was at Mission Pizza with ______ (Some friend of his) and we ordered some pizza. Then we sat down at a table, but there was this old lady staring at me. From when we ordered pizza to when we sat down. *shiver* It was freaky. Finally, after a while, she walks up to me and says, “You seem familiar! I remember you from somewhere!” She sits back down and we start to eat our pizza. She comes back and says, “Oh! I remember! We were dogs in our previous life! You were a golden retriever! You got hit by a car and your shoulder was hurt badly!” Whoa. My shoulder WAS hurt! Look at that bump there. Look! *points* Feel it! (Someone leans closer to look at it) RAWRRRRRRRR!” End of story. Just to scare people. Gullible people. Ok. Really. I'm done. Gah. My fingers hurt now. Didn’t even start third day. Gah.
Gah. Second Day. Morning = cold. Brrr. I woke up around 9:30? Go around looking for campfires for warmth. Eat breakfast. Bread heated with the portable stove thingy with jam. Yum yum yum. Lalalla. Walk around doing random stuff, then we start playing cards in the morning around 10:15-12? So its Me, Wayne, Albert, Brian, and Joshua. We play in Joshua’s tent since its so big. First we play Kemps. Gah. First its me and Brian vs. Joshua and Albert/Wayne. Albert brought his gameboy with the new pokemon thingy and they were playing that. Some battle factory thingamajiggy. Whatever. So when Wayne was playing gameboy, Albert was playing cards. Our signals were so lame. :P “I HAVE KEMPS!” Kemps! Yay! We won! That was our saddest one. Also, “SAFETY!” Kemps. We also won that one. The ones that Brian made up were super lame and obvious. like rub your stomach. or adjust your glasses over and over. He did too many fake ones. Too obvious. But we had one good signal, but they figured it out because Brian did it way to obvious. It was just like hold 1 card on your left and the other 3 on your right hand. But they figured it out. We didn’t win much tho, we won like once out of every 3 games. That sucked. Then we played a two games of BS. I won the first one. lol. I cheated on the last move, but they didn’t know that that was my last card, so they dindt call anything and I won. They second round, it was kinda a dead situation. You knew who had the cards and junk. I had all the 5’s and Jack’s and Joshua had all the 6’s and junk. ect. ect. ect. Then after that got boring, we played Caramel. I got third on all three games. Then we ate lunch. Noodles with meat paste. Yum again. Lalalalal. Wow. We were bored. We started playing pokemon cards since Albert’s sister had 2 decks. First it was me vs. Albert. I won. Then me vs. Brian. I won that game too. I was heka lucky. Then Wayne vs. Brian. Wayne cheats like heck. How sad. He drew like 5 cards each turn, when it WAS his turn, and when it wasn’t. He didn’t care. He still lost. Sadness. Then we played 2v2. Me and Wayne vs. Brian and Albert. We lost the first game, because Wayne was still cheating and we almost decked out. But the second game, he didn’t cheat and we won. And then after that, they said that they wanted to go tubing, and I went back to my tent and went looking for them. Alan had the tube, so we were going to borrow it from him. I was walking that way, then some guy goes “hey.” I turned and it’s the Henry from band. The ex-sevie which never talks to Ravina because hes to shy. Him and his brother. Whoa. He was part of Alan’s old bible study group. Our church came as a group, and Alan’s old bible study group came as another separate group. Ok. So I talk for a few minutes and go there. But there not there so I run back and then their not there, so I run back to the creek and finnaly catch up with them. Tubing tubing tubing. Fun fun fun. Wet wet wet. Go down the “rapids” carry the tube back up, watch the next person go. The river/creek is heka cold… Brrrr. After we come back, we were going to go to the beach, but the parking lot was full and they said that there were like 40 cars waiting to go in. So we didn’t go. Then we played more cards. Kemps again. This time, we owned. Me and Joshua vs. Brian and Albert. Wayne left early, I dunno why. So it was just us 4. We had the best signal ever. I'm not going to tell you what it is. We had a 7-1 run. I accidentally did our signal without knowing it, so he called kemps, but I didn’t have it. D: Albert, being the perverted person he was thought of nasty fake signals. Wrong signals. One time, Brian did a fake signal, and Joshua called counter-kemps, but just before that, Albert got real kemps, but he didn’t know that. We still won. :D Okie dokes Then we lost about 4 games but won 3 so it was like 10-4. After that, I went to take a 3 minute shower using a quarter. How fun and exciting! The water was cold. :( Gah. One shower timer thing was broken, so the shower was like 20 minutes instead of 3. :P But someone was in it when I went. I didn’t feel like playing more cards, so they kept on playing while I was in the shower, and after I was in the shower. I went with my sister and their group. They were eating marshmallows using those super tiny marshmallows and I joined in. More Smores. Jum Jum Yum. We were waiting for Eunice to come here to play cards again. She was going to bring like some extra people to play cards with us again. But they came with all these little annoying kids following them, so she went back and waited until they were gone, and then she was going to come back. She didn’t come for a while, so we went over there. Bleh bleh bleh. Ok So we just start playing Mao. <-- As fun as Egyptian War. Heka fun. Ok. If you know how to play, good. If you don’t, too bad. Its just like Uno with different rules. Two decksI can't tell you how to play. Too bad. Your supposed to figure out in the game. So the people that squished into our tent, Original people from yesterday, Me, Frank, Victor, Allen, Eunice, Joy, and my sister, plus Eunice’s friends, Joe, Eric, and Leslie. Ok. Heres our random rules. We figured them all out at the end.
Any card except Aces or 8’s, say “Frank dealt it.” (He farted when we were starting. It smelled bad. Really bad.)
When drawing a card, instead of saying regular, “Allen is the only Mao for me!”
Aces, “Its all Victor’s fault.”
1’s, 3’s, 5’s, and 7’s, “Oh whee/mee whee/mee!”
Play card 1 step lower, 5, then 4. “I eat you.”
Play card 1 step higher, 5 then 6. “I eat poo.”
Instead of saying Mao, “Mao Mao Mao Mao, Mao Mao Mao Mao, Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao Mao, Maooo!” (The cat food song thingy. Mao instead of Meao.
When playing last card, “I watch Barney daily.”
2’s, 4’s, 6’s, and 8’s “Whee/mee whee/mee oh!
Any black same card played twice, “Tee hee! Theres two!”
I think that’s all. If not, ill add it in.
Next, we played Mafia! :DDDDDDD So fun. Frank was first narrator, then Victor, then Eric for the last 3 games. Hes heka good and narrating. He thinks of heka good stories and junk. But. some of its perverted. DX. I don’t remember all of it tho. First game had no setting…. Second one was like Mission Pizza. XD <-- eww face. Third was at church, fourth was at 30 Hour Famine, and last one was at downtown Oakland, in the ‘hood! :D I was cop on the 3rd game and we won. I was Mafia once, and I think I lost that game. When Eric started narrating, they stories turned a bit violent and perverted. :P His stories were rated “R”. In church too. (in the story) :P Too much gore and junk. Gore. Umm… Getting stabbed in the head with those things you pick up paper with, look like skiing poles. Umm.. Getting hanged by your own rope belt. :P Umm… Getting jumped outside of church. Gha. Hmmm… Lets just say, the perverted part was that Joe died of Viagra. He died of too much “action” Then he extended that perverted part of the story. I shall say no more. Too perverted. Too much Viagra. And in church. Shame shame shame. Ok whatever. Enough of that. In the last game, when we were in the ‘hood, he gave us names. People who died and got tried. Umm.. I only remember some of the names. I was Benzino, Victor was Vicious V, Allen was Ally-G, My sister, Josephine, was Jose-bling. Joy was Jo-G, and I can't remember the rest, then they started to go back to their tents. It was like 12:20 or something. Eric had some sparkers that he brought from his camp so we watched them spark. It WAS already July 4th. :P Then we said bye and stuff. Then we went to sleep. End of Second Day. Whew. Finally done with that day. Oh yea. and Victor’s fake story. “You know one day? I was at Mission Pizza with ______ (Some friend of his) and we ordered some pizza. Then we sat down at a table, but there was this old lady staring at me. From when we ordered pizza to when we sat down. *shiver* It was freaky. Finally, after a while, she walks up to me and says, “You seem familiar! I remember you from somewhere!” She sits back down and we start to eat our pizza. She comes back and says, “Oh! I remember! We were dogs in our previous life! You were a golden retriever! You got hit by a car and your shoulder was hurt badly!” Whoa. My shoulder WAS hurt! Look at that bump there. Look! *points* Feel it! (Someone leans closer to look at it) RAWRRRRRRRR!” End of story. Just to scare people. Gullible people. Ok. Really. I'm done. Gah. My fingers hurt now. Didn’t even start third day. Gah.