friday night
hello every body (hello doctor nick..........geez, i crack my self up).
so on friday it was my couzin tom's wedding (he is from bradford, before any more of u ask was i in scotland). it was a good day...........the evening on the other hand was a tad exciting, after having a long chat with my other couzin joe, we had decided that yes, the brides little sister was quite pretty, unawares that she was only 14, we both set about our task of pulling the young maiden......after a few rounds of golf, a marathon meal, and of course the speaches, it had come to joe's attention that her name is lauren, and that she was 14, however, her birthday was the following day, which was now mear hours away....so anyroad, joe being 21 decided that i should be the one who tries pulling her, but imagine my horror when i found out she was 14, however the birthday the next day thing kinda cushened my fall. a few drinks later, i set about the task of attracting the young lady using the old tricks. you know, bought her drink, the comment about her hair etc. anyway, mch to my suprise, she fell for it and she whisked me away for a quick snog on the driving rage...... now lads, let me tell you, it was about 11:30-11:45, thats just 15 or 30 minuets away from her turning of 15, now thats not sick, or perverted is it?? i mean ,im only 17, shes in my eyes 15, thats 2 years, surely the limit for any guy? let me know.
anyway.........time past, i gave her my number....and went home, where i threw up, twice. all over the carpet. dad wasnt impressed.
anyway....the old man, and old lady have gone on holiday now for four weeks........
ben<33