A perfect end to a perfect day...
How to round off that tip-top day:
Step One - Get home at approximately a quarter-past-two in the morning to discover that you don't have your house keys.
Step Two - In time with thinking "bollocks" at the consequences of Step One, cut your hand open, watching bemused as the blood drips over you, your possessions and the ground.
Step Three - After some effort, retrieve your phone fom your right-hand pocket with your left hand while pinning your bleeding right hand under your left arm only to only to find that the battery died 10 minutes ago.
Step Four - Attempt to break into your house armed only with your off-hand, a set of Pony Brasses, and a copy of Conspiracy X.
Step Five - Fail, leaving you with a scarred and twisted left wrist, a set of Pony Brasses, and a locked door between you and your copy of Conspiracy X.
Step Six - Fume quietly at your predicament before giving up...only to be rescued by your bewildered yet heroic housemates.
...and no, there isn't a Step Seven - Profit.
Oh yeah, and soon I have to go for an MRI scan to see if I have a brain tumour...fun, fun, fun!
Step One - Get home at approximately a quarter-past-two in the morning to discover that you don't have your house keys.
Step Two - In time with thinking "bollocks" at the consequences of Step One, cut your hand open, watching bemused as the blood drips over you, your possessions and the ground.
Step Three - After some effort, retrieve your phone fom your right-hand pocket with your left hand while pinning your bleeding right hand under your left arm only to only to find that the battery died 10 minutes ago.
Step Four - Attempt to break into your house armed only with your off-hand, a set of Pony Brasses, and a copy of Conspiracy X.
Step Five - Fail, leaving you with a scarred and twisted left wrist, a set of Pony Brasses, and a locked door between you and your copy of Conspiracy X.
Step Six - Fume quietly at your predicament before giving up...only to be rescued by your bewildered yet heroic housemates.
...and no, there isn't a Step Seven - Profit.
Oh yeah, and soon I have to go for an MRI scan to see if I have a brain tumour...fun, fun, fun!