Feb 09, 2006 03:26
and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. It's shadow you see had gone to the sea, to pursue a career in crab. Those mighty crabs, with theyre legs full of meat, are no match for the cunning of man. And when either a mouse or a gerbil have eaten their fill, they reach out and express love to the world.
If ever you frown, or look down at your shoes, theres no time to worry or squint. Just pick up your rifle and march with haste, to the nearest NRA rally. There you'll find ten thousand souls, waiting for their turn to die.
Its a tipsy world out there, full of dread. No fear, no fear, said the sailor and the tailor. Just line up and buy yourself some slacks. Mushy pudding thats full of lust. The salt is getting to me.