You Was Cold As Ice
Today I got paid to do practically nothing...no really. The new ice cream cart they put up in the airport was too warm at first so they had someone come in and fix it, now its way too fucking cold. When I tried to scoop it yesterday it was rock solid and since they didn't fix it yet it was still stone cold today. My boss told me to "stick in there" so basically to me that translates to "walk around the airport for nine hours and work on your tan". This is the laziest day I have had so far and I'm planning on doing the same tomorrow. I'm working with some jackass we hired named Tom who I am already plotting to get rid of. The kid takes like five breaks a day and today he just didn't show. He also openly told me that his sister goes to work high within my first few minutes of meeting the kid and apparently told a few others. Hopefully this will cause a "double whammy" effect and both of them will get annihilated.