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Sep 14, 2010 22:59

Dear diary (I'm going to call you ben10_x_kevin11 from now on),

I was watching Ben 10 earlier today and Little Baby Douchebag Ben was shining once again, asserting his position as Alpha Dick of the cartoon kid universe by informing Gwen that no, he wouldn't share, because "Chocolate is for superheroes only"

LOLOLOL i love that episode, i love every episode, he is such a punk

so yeah ben10_x_kevin11, I thought it'd be pretty hilarious if Little Baby Douchebag Ben and Big Sensitive Kevin got to hang out - since Modern Day Adoooorable Big Ben is way too sweet and benbentennyson-y for Mini Sociopath Murderer Kevin, and also because LBDB already has a major Sumo Slammers style bbcrush on MSMK, so naturally hanging out with a BIGGER, MANLIER ROLE MODEL KEU would be like his favorite thing in the world ever.

Ok, I hear you say, ben10_x_kevin11, stop tl;dring and get to the point. And I shall. I just wonder how LBDB and BSK could interact. I guess Charmcaster and Hex are responsible, because they're easy to blame, they know how to time travel (theoretically) and Paradox didn't exist in bb Ben's world. but really who cares these two dicks being cool and brofisting is better than anything else, and when LBDB goes home, our Big Sensitive Kevin will still have MDABB to bad romance with, etc etc

and then they could run into the other ben and all have MAD ADVENTURES!!!!!

OH HI AUDIENCE

idk imagine if little Ben ran into Albedo, he wouldn't put up with none of this sissyfight nonsense, he'd go for the kill and fourarms it up in this beeyatch etc etc lots of possibilities i'm not trying to get you to write fanfiction or anything noooooo


Doodles w/ captions YAAYYY

BTW CRUDE BUT THEY GET THE POINT ACROSS



“All right!” Kevin exclaimed, punching through the rest of the wall. “Time to book it!”

“Come on,” Gwen yelled at Cannonbolt’s broad back. “It won’t be long until she wakes up.”

“Yeah ok, whatever,” Ben replied, nudging the unconscious Charmcaster with his foot before curling up into a ball and following them out.

They were making pretty good time, Kevin being the slowest on foot, and his car was in sight down the trail when a noise rang through their group.

Familiar, but completely unexpected, it took Gwen a second to register what that slowing tone meant, and just when she stopped in midair and whipped around did she meet a flash of red light.

And, though it explained his behavior, the sight of a ten-year-old Ben Tennyson tumbling facefirst into the dirt was quite the shock.



“We were on our way,” little Ben said, rolling his eyes, “but then the watch timed out and-“

“Oh, misbehaving Omnitrix,” big Ben said dreamily. “Those were the days.” Little Ben shot him a look.

“Don’t listen to him,” Gwen told little Ben. “He’s just as bad with it as you.”

“Bad?” Both responded furiously in unison, looked to each other in confusion, and then returned to glaring at Gwen.

“You couldn't've gotten in here without me,” little Ben pointed out.

“Yeah, and you can’t get out without me,” big Ben said.

“They’re basically dead weight, huh?”

“Maybe not quite that…”

“Sweet. Go us!”

They grinned at each other and conflicting desires struck Kevin: option A, to kick little Ben in the shins. Option B involved bigger Ben somehow.



“Well, you know. Not to point fingers, but I would’ve figured you worrying more about this.”

“Nah. We’ll get our Ben back, pound Charmcaster, it’ll work out. Maybe Paradox’ll bring the kid home for us.”

“That’s not what I mean, Kevin.”

He blew stray hair out of his face.

“Oh, come on! Haven’t you thought just a little bit about how different-“

“No, I haven’t,” Kevin said. “And I’m not about t’start messing with time.”

“You spent the better part of your childhood in the Null Void.”

“Yeah, well, what’s done is done.” His hands somehow shoved deeper into his pockets.

Gwen sighed and leaned back in her chair crossing her arms. Then Kevin, as if speaking to himself, added, “Plus I really don’t wanna see little me.”

She frowned at him. “Are you…ashamed or something?”

He looked askance at her. “Wha-? Hell no! I just know I’d beat my snotty little face in.”

Wildmutt's excited snorts interrupted her response.



“Fuck!”

“Kevin!”

“What? I stubbed my toe!”



*THE BIG BROTHER I'LL NEVER HAVE*
*SO KAKKOI*
*WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE KEVIN ELEVIN*



"What?" He twisted in midair, inspecting the grey shroud about his body. "Did the Omnitrix messss up again?"

Ben swallowed. "No. It's just...been a while."

crazy theories, not quite art, fanfiction, poster: cxrdevil, crossover

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