Grindell: Newbie and Lurker
Wow, I'm so new to this website (even though I created my account awhile ago) that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing... so I'll just wing it.
My name is Grindell... well kind of, and I have been lurking this community forever. I love Ben 10 beyond belief and am even a bigger fan of Bevin. Out of Ben and Kevin I have to admit I have no idea who I like better, Ben is adorable and Kevin is hilarious, hell I'm so obsessed with those two I have an entire play-list on my ipod of songs that remind me of them. Yeah, basically I'm just plain obsessed.
Anyway, sorry for rambling and I hope I'll somewhat fit in in this community. I really hope I didn't mess up this time....
Here's my first story:
Title: Robbers and Pregnant Boyfriends
Pairings: Slight Bevin
Genre: Humor
Characters: Ben, Kevin
Rating: T
Warnings: No actually pregnancy, some swearing but nothing too bad
Disclaimer: I don't own Ben 10 at all, but I did ask for it for christmas
Summery: Saturday night robberies aren't really how Kevin wants to spend his evening. Luckily he has the perfect way to get out of it.
Kevin eyed the guy with the gun in front of him. Being a hostage in a convenience store robbery wasn’t really how he wanted to spend his Saturday night. Besides, the guy was a complete amateur, he didn’t even ask for the money under the counter or in the safe, plus, if the yellow pool on the floor had to do with anything, he had pissed his pants when the cops had showed up. Now if Kevin was in his place he could do it right!
Bored with his observations he turned his head to Ben, interested to find the younger boy actually looking pretty worried. A grin spread out over Kevin’s face as he thought of the perfect way to get them out of there, without using their powers which Ben had said, might ‘hurt’ the guy or the other hostages.
He leaned over to Ben, the sly grin on his face making Ben nervous the second he say it. “Hey, Benji. Act like you’re in pain and clutch your stomach alright?”
A light brown eyebrow rose as the hero bit his bottom lip. “What? Why?”
“Doesn’t matter, just trust me, that is if you can…” Kevin began to pout making Ben frown but nod before he quickly bent over and began to scream in pain.
The wimp of a robber spun away and pointed his gun at them, nervous as hell. “W-what’s wrong?”
Kevin looked up, very proud and impressed with the fact he was able to pull of a serious face considering the situation. “My girlfriend’s pregnant and I think the stress is causing problems with the pregnancy.” Oh, he was going to get so much shit for this later.
The robber frowned. “B-but that’s a boy and he doesn’t even look pregnant.”
Kevin growled at the man, once again trying not to laugh at how scared the dude was right now. “You think I don’t know my own girlfriend’s gender? I was the one who got her knocked up you know! Does it matter if she happens to be a bit flat chested? I think not!” Kevin pulled the still screaming Ben onto his lap and held him protectively, stroking his hair and ignoring the glare the younger boy shot at him.
The robber backed up, taken aback. “Ah, um, wha-what do I do?”
Kevin frowned at the man, laughing his ass off in his mind. “She needs a paramedic and unless you happened to go to medical school there’s really nothing you can do. Please, you got to let us go, if not for her or me, at least for our kid! It’s supposed to be a boy and Benny here is going to be the best mother in the world. Even if you’re able to take the life of an adult could you really kill a child?”
The robber thought about this, seemingly frantic. “F-fine! You can go but no one else!”
A mental cheer and another glare from Ben. ‘Score 1 for Kevin’
Kevin helped the now whimpering Ben to his feet and began to lead him towards the door. “Come on baby, we’re almost there! You can make it, I believe in you.”
“Kevin.”
“Yes darling?”
“Shut the hell up and get me out of here!”
Kevin nodded and grinned at Ben before pushing open the door to the store, immediately getting surrounded by police and paramedics.
It wasn’t until later on that evening, while Kevin and Ben watched the police take the robber away, that Officer Reid, the police officer in charge of the case, asked them how they got out. Ben only blushed, looking away from the man while a Kevin finally burst out laughing. He put his arms around Ben’s shoulders and grinned at the officer.
“Well you see officer; my girlfriend here is pregnant and quite good and screaming and whimpering.”
When Gwen later came to pick them up she only raised an eyebrow at Kevin who was currently rolling around on the ground, clutching his precious parts. Ben would only say he was aiming for Kevin’s shins and hadn’t meant for his foot to go higher.
My name is Grindell... well kind of, and I have been lurking this community forever. I love Ben 10 beyond belief and am even a bigger fan of Bevin. Out of Ben and Kevin I have to admit I have no idea who I like better, Ben is adorable and Kevin is hilarious, hell I'm so obsessed with those two I have an entire play-list on my ipod of songs that remind me of them. Yeah, basically I'm just plain obsessed.
Anyway, sorry for rambling and I hope I'll somewhat fit in in this community. I really hope I didn't mess up this time....
Here's my first story:
Title: Robbers and Pregnant Boyfriends
Pairings: Slight Bevin
Genre: Humor
Characters: Ben, Kevin
Rating: T
Warnings: No actually pregnancy, some swearing but nothing too bad
Disclaimer: I don't own Ben 10 at all, but I did ask for it for christmas
Summery: Saturday night robberies aren't really how Kevin wants to spend his evening. Luckily he has the perfect way to get out of it.
Kevin eyed the guy with the gun in front of him. Being a hostage in a convenience store robbery wasn’t really how he wanted to spend his Saturday night. Besides, the guy was a complete amateur, he didn’t even ask for the money under the counter or in the safe, plus, if the yellow pool on the floor had to do with anything, he had pissed his pants when the cops had showed up. Now if Kevin was in his place he could do it right!
Bored with his observations he turned his head to Ben, interested to find the younger boy actually looking pretty worried. A grin spread out over Kevin’s face as he thought of the perfect way to get them out of there, without using their powers which Ben had said, might ‘hurt’ the guy or the other hostages.
He leaned over to Ben, the sly grin on his face making Ben nervous the second he say it. “Hey, Benji. Act like you’re in pain and clutch your stomach alright?”
A light brown eyebrow rose as the hero bit his bottom lip. “What? Why?”
“Doesn’t matter, just trust me, that is if you can…” Kevin began to pout making Ben frown but nod before he quickly bent over and began to scream in pain.
The wimp of a robber spun away and pointed his gun at them, nervous as hell. “W-what’s wrong?”
Kevin looked up, very proud and impressed with the fact he was able to pull of a serious face considering the situation. “My girlfriend’s pregnant and I think the stress is causing problems with the pregnancy.” Oh, he was going to get so much shit for this later.
The robber frowned. “B-but that’s a boy and he doesn’t even look pregnant.”
Kevin growled at the man, once again trying not to laugh at how scared the dude was right now. “You think I don’t know my own girlfriend’s gender? I was the one who got her knocked up you know! Does it matter if she happens to be a bit flat chested? I think not!” Kevin pulled the still screaming Ben onto his lap and held him protectively, stroking his hair and ignoring the glare the younger boy shot at him.
The robber backed up, taken aback. “Ah, um, wha-what do I do?”
Kevin frowned at the man, laughing his ass off in his mind. “She needs a paramedic and unless you happened to go to medical school there’s really nothing you can do. Please, you got to let us go, if not for her or me, at least for our kid! It’s supposed to be a boy and Benny here is going to be the best mother in the world. Even if you’re able to take the life of an adult could you really kill a child?”
The robber thought about this, seemingly frantic. “F-fine! You can go but no one else!”
A mental cheer and another glare from Ben. ‘Score 1 for Kevin’
Kevin helped the now whimpering Ben to his feet and began to lead him towards the door. “Come on baby, we’re almost there! You can make it, I believe in you.”
“Kevin.”
“Yes darling?”
“Shut the hell up and get me out of here!”
Kevin nodded and grinned at Ben before pushing open the door to the store, immediately getting surrounded by police and paramedics.
It wasn’t until later on that evening, while Kevin and Ben watched the police take the robber away, that Officer Reid, the police officer in charge of the case, asked them how they got out. Ben only blushed, looking away from the man while a Kevin finally burst out laughing. He put his arms around Ben’s shoulders and grinned at the officer.
“Well you see officer; my girlfriend here is pregnant and quite good and screaming and whimpering.”
When Gwen later came to pick them up she only raised an eyebrow at Kevin who was currently rolling around on the ground, clutching his precious parts. Ben would only say he was aiming for Kevin’s shins and hadn’t meant for his foot to go higher.