Housemate = Bitch
Um so yea, I left one bowl and one spoon in the sink this morning because the dishwasher was full and I didn't have time to put stuff away, and then I forgot about not a tragedy right?
Apparently so... just a few minutes ago I walk out of my room and my Housemate, who's identity I will protect by call her Schmindsay, says you're welcome for cleaning up all your dishes in the snottiest, bitchiest voice know to man and then runs up stairs huffing up a storm.
Um...
A) It was one spoon and one bowl, let's not mention the times I have unloaded the dishwasher and done up a whole sink full of dishes that weren't mine. If it was that big a deal you could have asked me.
B) You're Welcome for not calling the cops the night you had five drunken strangers in our house at three in the morning the day I had a test
C) You're welcome for being a quiet, unintrusive and I would say pretty damn good Housemate.
D) You're welcome for me bringing in the Trash and Recycling Bins from the Road when you leave them out there for days and let the bottles and cans pile up on the drier.
E) You're welcome for not complaining about when you stomp across your floor almost every fucking night.
F) You're welcome for overlooking the fact that you leave your fucking shoes in the middle of the fucking living room floor.
So don't bitch to me when you ****voluntarily**** clean the one thing I left in the sink.
Apparently so... just a few minutes ago I walk out of my room and my Housemate, who's identity I will protect by call her Schmindsay, says you're welcome for cleaning up all your dishes in the snottiest, bitchiest voice know to man and then runs up stairs huffing up a storm.
Um...
A) It was one spoon and one bowl, let's not mention the times I have unloaded the dishwasher and done up a whole sink full of dishes that weren't mine. If it was that big a deal you could have asked me.
B) You're Welcome for not calling the cops the night you had five drunken strangers in our house at three in the morning the day I had a test
C) You're welcome for being a quiet, unintrusive and I would say pretty damn good Housemate.
D) You're welcome for me bringing in the Trash and Recycling Bins from the Road when you leave them out there for days and let the bottles and cans pile up on the drier.
E) You're welcome for not complaining about when you stomp across your floor almost every fucking night.
F) You're welcome for overlooking the fact that you leave your fucking shoes in the middle of the fucking living room floor.
So don't bitch to me when you ****voluntarily**** clean the one thing I left in the sink.