9 seconds, please
I hate hate hate hate this woman I work with named Wendi. She is a combative negative arrogant uneducated bitch. She is ungrateful and condescending and irrational and immature and unreliable and everyone dislikes her except for the CEO because she is a cutesy funny angel when he's in the office (to him - only) and she thinks she is my boss... and her boss is starting to think the same thing so I might have to kill her puppy that she brings to the office every day. seriously. a dog. inch=mile=>parsec