I am also queen of furniture-putting-togetherness.
That's how I spent my day today, anyway. We bought a massive bookshelf and tv stand thinger for my room, since the overwhelming number of books was getting a bit insane, and I was afraid that they'd start falling off the shelf above my bed and knock me on the head while I'm asleep. I was somewhat amused by the guy at Fantastic Furniture - he looked just like Germaine from Flight of the Conchords, right down to the black glasses and geeky haircut. I kept expecting him to burst into song and was disappointed when he didn't. The lack of Kiwi accent was also a bit of a bummer.