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Warning: This microwave meal contains gravy that will, due to various processes at this stage only poorly understood by science, heat up to hotter than the sun. We've also stuck the lid of the container down with the strongest adhesive that we can find, and this will only yield it's vise-like grip in an instant and with a violent jerk that sends the aforementioned gravy all over your hand. Burning yourself is inevitable. Get used to it.
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That's what it should say, but it doesn't....