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Okay, so when I said my grandma jokes about her sex life in public? She just proved me right again. She invited me over for dinner tonight, and we were talking about her husband, who has a pretty obvious wound on his head from some recent surgery, and she said that whenever anyone asks what happened, she just says, "Kinky sex!" Given that she's almost 80 and the sweetest-looking white-haired old lady, you can imagine how that goes over.
We also had the following conversation, talking about Juno again:
My grandma: And that writer, Diablo Cody, she's just wonderful.
My dad: You know what she did before that, right?
My grandma: Well, I know she wrote for the City Pages.
My dad: And she was a stripper in Minneapolis.
My grandma: Oh, good for her! I always wanted to do that, but I never had a big enough chest.
We also had the following conversation, talking about Juno again:
My grandma: And that writer, Diablo Cody, she's just wonderful.
My dad: You know what she did before that, right?
My grandma: Well, I know she wrote for the City Pages.
My dad: And she was a stripper in Minneapolis.
My grandma: Oh, good for her! I always wanted to do that, but I never had a big enough chest.