One Year
I realized today that it has been one year since I met my current pack... posse...gang... whatever you wanna call it, and in the course of this year I have learned alot from each person I hang out with. I don’t know if I’m any better as a person or any worse, but I know I am different and that’s the important part.
But I have assembled a composite list of all the things I have learned from each person...
Your name might be here
Adam
1. i have learned that you can have as many run on sentences as you want... because periods are for women
2. there are some women you have sex with and some women you don’t... tell anyone about
3. no matter how bad my luck can get someone will always have worse luck
Al
1. no matter how fucking hard you try to hit someone, if they have Jedi defense you might as well give up
2. you can’t force someone to have fun; they have to make a conscious effort to have it
3. no matter how crazy I think I have become, there’s always someone crazier
John
1. best way to get women is to push them over and stick your finger in them... they like that
2. nothing tastes better than free
3. no matter how crude I get, there’s always someone cruder
Mike
1. even past the age of 7 it’s still ok to get excited about a new toy line
2. sex is really not that important, everyone does it, some better than others
3. no matter how perverted I get, there’s always someone more perverted
Amanda
1. humans are stupid, they should all be destroyed
2. boys are silly
3. its ok to watch cartoons all the time
Marisa
1. no matter how bad things get, just picture your friends morbidly obese and all of the sudden you cant stop laughing
2. I know nothing about fashion
3. little people are humans too
so far we have hit Mardi Gras, DragonCon, MegaCon, islands of adventure, universal
can’t wait to see what happens in the following year
love you guys very much, every one of ya
Matt
But I have assembled a composite list of all the things I have learned from each person...
Your name might be here
Adam
1. i have learned that you can have as many run on sentences as you want... because periods are for women
2. there are some women you have sex with and some women you don’t... tell anyone about
3. no matter how bad my luck can get someone will always have worse luck
Al
1. no matter how fucking hard you try to hit someone, if they have Jedi defense you might as well give up
2. you can’t force someone to have fun; they have to make a conscious effort to have it
3. no matter how crazy I think I have become, there’s always someone crazier
John
1. best way to get women is to push them over and stick your finger in them... they like that
2. nothing tastes better than free
3. no matter how crude I get, there’s always someone cruder
Mike
1. even past the age of 7 it’s still ok to get excited about a new toy line
2. sex is really not that important, everyone does it, some better than others
3. no matter how perverted I get, there’s always someone more perverted
Amanda
1. humans are stupid, they should all be destroyed
2. boys are silly
3. its ok to watch cartoons all the time
Marisa
1. no matter how bad things get, just picture your friends morbidly obese and all of the sudden you cant stop laughing
2. I know nothing about fashion
3. little people are humans too
so far we have hit Mardi Gras, DragonCon, MegaCon, islands of adventure, universal
can’t wait to see what happens in the following year
love you guys very much, every one of ya
Matt