Silicon Blob
I'm busy squeezing out four big silicon blobs onto the back-mount for a painting and Dart runs in from the patio and boom, lifts herself gracefully up onto the table and sticks her back left foot straight into the silicon blob I've just made. Incredible aim.
I spent the next half hour begging her to come out from under the bed, the chair, the table: "Please Dart, don't be like that. Let me get that blob off your foot." Then of course it degenerated into: "Goddammit Dart get out here right this second!" Yeah, that really worked...so I just had to let the carpet absorb the blob.
No folks, I don't talk about anything except my cat anymore.
I spent the next half hour begging her to come out from under the bed, the chair, the table: "Please Dart, don't be like that. Let me get that blob off your foot." Then of course it degenerated into: "Goddammit Dart get out here right this second!" Yeah, that really worked...so I just had to let the carpet absorb the blob.
No folks, I don't talk about anything except my cat anymore.