Oh how it drips of irony!

[beltzerseltzer]

Irony, tragic irony. My life is the poem. This dirt road is getting washed out, and no one is happier to see it go than the people who put it there in the first place. O my God what a monster you created. Live your dreams and laugh at mine. I hope your life is as meaningful as mine isn't (if not more).

I hope you choke.