Santa!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I stole the_one_king's purse (-30 points). Last month la_luna_loca and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I pulled sexy_roach's hair (-5 points). In July I pulled over and changed king_of_idols's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (19 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
belting_justice