I'm stupid, yes I am~
Pffftt, like, more memes again. Took this from Marty because I believe I'm more stupid than her.
Have you ever:
1. [No] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [No] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [No] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [No] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [Yes] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [No] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [Yes] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [Yes, my phone, my keys] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [Yes] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [Yes, a whole lot of times] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 5
11. [No] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [Yes, cause I'm that clumsy] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [Yes] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [No] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [No] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [No] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [Yes~] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [No] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [Yes] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [No] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 9
21. [No] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [No] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [Yes] Have run into a closed door
25. [Yes] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [Yes] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [No] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [No] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [Yes] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [No] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 13
31. [No] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [No] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [Yes] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [Yes] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [Yes] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [Yes] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [Yes, my laptop charger] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [Yes] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [Yes, a hell loads of times] Walked into a pole
40. [Yes, damn those slippers] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 21
41. [No] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [Yes] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [No] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [Yes] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [Yes] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [No] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [Yes] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [No] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [No] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 25
51. [Yes] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [Yes] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [Yes] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [Yes] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [No] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [No] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [Yes] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [Yes] Forgot your own phone number
59. [Yes, ouch, my face hurts] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [Yes] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 33
61. [No] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [Yes] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [Yes] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [Yes] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [Yes] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [Yes] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [Yes] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [Yes] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [No] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [Yes] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 41
71. [No] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [No] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [Yes] Ran into a door jam
74. [Yes, I ran into a pole after that.] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [Yes] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [No] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [No] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [Yes] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [Yes, I scared away one of the teachers.] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [No] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 46
81. [No] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [No] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [No] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [Yes] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [Yes] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [No] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [No, but I did try to pull it out. >>;;] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [No] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [No] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [No] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
Running total: 48
91. [No] As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [Yes, my thumb was Timmy.] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [Yes] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [No] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [Yes] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [Yes] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [No] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [No] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [Yes] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[No] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 53
I pass this damn thing! 8D
53/100!
Have you ever:
1. [No] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [No] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [No] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [No] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [Yes] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [No] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [Yes] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [Yes, my phone, my keys] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [Yes] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [Yes, a whole lot of times] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 5
11. [No] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [Yes, cause I'm that clumsy] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [Yes] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [No] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [No] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [No] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [Yes~] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [No] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [Yes] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [No] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 9
21. [No] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [No] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [Yes] Have run into a closed door
25. [Yes] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [Yes] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [No] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [No] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [Yes] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [No] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 13
31. [No] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [No] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [Yes] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [Yes] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [Yes] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [Yes] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [Yes, my laptop charger] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [Yes] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [Yes, a hell loads of times] Walked into a pole
40. [Yes, damn those slippers] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 21
41. [No] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [Yes] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [No] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [Yes] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [Yes] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [No] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [Yes] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [No] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [No] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 25
51. [Yes] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [Yes] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [Yes] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [Yes] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [No] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [No] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [Yes] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [Yes] Forgot your own phone number
59. [Yes, ouch, my face hurts] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [Yes] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 33
61. [No] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [Yes] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [Yes] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [Yes] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [Yes] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [Yes] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [Yes] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [Yes] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [No] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [Yes] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 41
71. [No] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [No] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [Yes] Ran into a door jam
74. [Yes, I ran into a pole after that.] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [Yes] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [No] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [No] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [Yes] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [Yes, I scared away one of the teachers.] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [No] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 46
81. [No] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [No] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [No] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [Yes] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [Yes] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [No] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [No, but I did try to pull it out. >>;;] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [No] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [No] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [No] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
Running total: 48
91. [No] As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [Yes, my thumb was Timmy.] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [Yes] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [No] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [Yes] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. [Yes] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. [No] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [No] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [Yes] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100.[No] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 53
I pass this damn thing! 8D
53/100!