No Condom
This one amused me.......
YOU MUST PLAY!!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)and Kill you painfully.
CLEAR CONDOM:
Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.
PINK CONDOM:
single and just confused and don't know what to do
ORANGE CONDOM:
Taken and Extreamelyy Happy
BLUE CONDOM:
Single and just living life
BLACK CONDOM:
Taken & truly in love with the person.
TEAL CONDOM:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
YELLOW CONDOM:
taken & In Love
TYE-DYE CONDOM:
Just taken... and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM:
single, but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out :]
PURPLE CONDOM:
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back
WHITE CONDOM:
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them,
or like them and wish u had them back
GREEN CONDOM:
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you fuckin' hate them a lot or you just don't wanna talk to them
LAVENDER CONDOM:
taken n waiting for that person to change.
NO CONDOM:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown appears by your bed with a knife, you'll shoot the mother fucker and go back to sleep .
YOU MUST PLAY!!
or a horny clown will appear by your bed
with a knife and will rape you then peel off all your skin alive.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 1:00 A.M.(Yes, that is in the morning.)and Kill you painfully.
CLEAR CONDOM:
Just broke up with someone but still have feelings for them.
PINK CONDOM:
single and just confused and don't know what to do
ORANGE CONDOM:
Taken and Extreamelyy Happy
BLUE CONDOM:
Single and just living life
BLACK CONDOM:
Taken & truly in love with the person.
TEAL CONDOM:
Taken and confused about what's going wrong with your relationship
YELLOW CONDOM:
taken & In Love
TYE-DYE CONDOM:
Just taken... and confused about stuff
RED CONDOM:
single, but Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out :]
PURPLE CONDOM:
Single and like someone, but don't know as to whether they like you back
WHITE CONDOM:
you like someone who's dating someone else and you wish you had them,
or like them and wish u had them back
GREEN CONDOM:
You/Someone just broke up with someone/you and you fuckin' hate them a lot or you just don't wanna talk to them
LAVENDER CONDOM:
taken n waiting for that person to change.
NO CONDOM:
Your tired of bulletins involving random multi-colored objects, and if a clown appears by your bed with a knife, you'll shoot the mother fucker and go back to sleep .