For Those in North Jersey
I'm sure it's been done before, in some way, maybe with similar answers, but I'm killing time, so here we go! Bold the ones that apply to you.
You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls.
Someone at the beach once called you a benny.
You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town.
You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there.
You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan.
You have or know someone with mafia connections too. (And how many Italians live here? Please!)
You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets. (Hey! They practice in NJ, and their home stadium has been in NJ for years!)
You have at least one friend who drives a truck.
You've been camping. (Once was enough.)
You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. (Paterson, Jersey City, some parts of Hackensack...)
You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship. (I don't follow softball.)
You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York. (Not that I get them!!)
You've been to a party in the woods. (Good times!)
You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown.
You played in a P.A.L league.
You liked the Jets even before this season.
You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m. (Just about any diner off Rt. 17.)
You've been to the Sussex County Fair. (I missed it last year! Eh, 20 out of 21 possible fairs isn't a bad record, right?)
You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. (I wasn't injured there! My moronic step-brother, on the other hand, is another story.)
At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. (Yeah, try the first five times I drove there by myself. Of course, now when I get on the wrong highway, it's because the jackasses on the road refuse to let you onto the exit ramps!)
Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock. (I was never overly fond of Z-100.)
You think people from South Jersey talk funny. (That's because they do.)
Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music.
Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian).
You'd rather be getting tortured in the jungles of Vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour. (AMEN!)
You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks.
You actually get these jokes.
You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls.
Someone at the beach once called you a benny.
You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town.
You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your high school go there.
You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan.
You have or know someone with mafia connections too. (And how many Italians live here? Please!)
You think the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets. (Hey! They practice in NJ, and their home stadium has been in NJ for years!)
You have at least one friend who drives a truck.
You've been camping. (Once was enough.)
You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English. (Paterson, Jersey City, some parts of Hackensack...)
You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship. (I don't follow softball.)
You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York. (Not that I get them!!)
You've been to a party in the woods. (Good times!)
You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown.
You played in a P.A.L league.
You liked the Jets even before this season.
You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m. (Just about any diner off Rt. 17.)
You've been to the Sussex County Fair. (I missed it last year! Eh, 20 out of 21 possible fairs isn't a bad record, right?)
You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there. (I wasn't injured there! My moronic step-brother, on the other hand, is another story.)
At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook Mall. (Yeah, try the first five times I drove there by myself. Of course, now when I get on the wrong highway, it's because the jackasses on the road refuse to let you onto the exit ramps!)
Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock. (I was never overly fond of Z-100.)
You think people from South Jersey talk funny. (That's because they do.)
Every single place you've ever worked had a "back" that was entirely staffed by hispanic people with the radio blasting salsa music.
Most of your friends are at least 2 different ethinic groups (probably one of them being italian).
You'd rather be getting tortured in the jungles of Vietnam than on ANY highway in north jersey at rush hour. (AMEN!)
You think that even people living in South Jersey are hicks.
You actually get these jokes.