crazy ass neighbors...
i am going to take this opportunity to tell you all about some crazy ass neighbors i have. the list goes on and on about the crazy shit they have done to me and my dad. i am only going to list the more recent things, and the most rediculous.
i made a map to illustrate occurances and where these evil neighbors reside:
the two families in subject:
both are just a man and wife, who have no kids and keep squirrels as pets. the fed and bred them until there is an overwhelming amount og squirrels which EAT EVERY DAMN THING WE TRY TO GROW AT MY HOUSE. THEY EVEN EAT ORANGES OFF OF THE TREES!. i mean, we have like Bok Tower amounts of squirrels...but not as friendly. we tend to our fruits and veggies for months just to have a rat with a bushy tail EAT what we have been working so hard for. and they don't even eat all of it they just take a few bites out of all of the fruit and then leave it. mother fuckers. the neighbors' squirrels in their cages are obese, i mean seriously obese. these squirrels can rest their elbos on their fat tummys...like little rat buddahs. its cruel. Just like this :
alright....here's another thing....
about 4 yers ago we had a deal going with the evil-est neighbor, we were going to go half on a piece of land right in front of MY house...well they went behind our backs and bought it without telling us...the next thing we know there is a chain link fence in front of our house. yeah, i thought that was bad, but i could deal with it. well, a few months later i come home from school and there is a 6 FOOT BOARD FENCE BEING PUT UP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! i was so pissed off i was yelling at the fence guys like "DON'T YOU THINK ITS FUCKED UP FOR SOMEONE TO PUT OF A FENCE RIGHT IN FRONT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE??" we have laefront property, and i know that they were trying to cut off our view of it, but it was worthless for them to do that because our house sits high enough that we can still see the lakefront, and not their trashy ass land which they neglect. so, that's not the main reason why i hate them....
about a little over a year ago, right after i turned 18, my dad planted a little crotan bush
like this one, but smaller....we platned it on the other side of our mailbox....well, that very same day i see a COP (PIG) driving up my driveway. i'm thinking "ohhh shit whats going on" so i go outside to find out. turns out that he is there to tell my dad to remove the plant. THIS IS NOT ANYTHING ILLEGAL. he says that our neighbors do not like it there, and that it is on "city" property (ha, like the billions of bushes and unkept landscaping of my neighbors isn't??) so i tell the COP (PIG) that he should be out trying to stop some criminals or something, not bothering a 69 year old man about a bush he planted next to his mailbox. fucking rediculous. i bet the neighbors called 80 times just to get someone to come out. and, to show the COP (PIG) that my dad didn't give a shit, he ripped the plant out and thre it in the driveway and left it there.
another incident....
after hurricane charlie, my neighbors decrepit dock was torn to pieces, sending its rusty nail filled rotten boards onto our lakefront and bumping into our dock. so, my dad gets the strength to go down to the lakefront and clean out the boards (among all of the other destruction we had). he got all the boards out he could and laid them to be picked up with the rest of the debris, thinking he was doing them a favor. well, my neighbors got into my dad's face and actually told him to NOT MESS WITH THEIR PROPERTY!!!!!!! so, in turn, my dad took all of the boards that he painstakingly hauld to the trash pile and piled them right in the middle of their lakefront. you get what you ask for, and i loved the look on those mother fuckers faces when they saw the pile of their property, on their property. it took them 2 weeks to even start to clean it up. keep in mind that they are about 50, and my dad is 70, and he has more will, strenght, smarts, and common sence than they do.
another tale...
i live on a dirt road which is always in need up up keep. we don't want it paved but we do want it taken care of by the city, because it can get some really nasty pot holes when it rains. well, when the city comes down to work on the road (after my dad has begged them to repeatedly) my fucked up neighbors actually try to stop them from repairing the road!! ONE OF THEM DOESN'T EVER EVEN HAVE TO DRIVE ON THE ROAD!! and they think my dad is the asshole???????? WTF!!!
the list goes on.........
you know those "no dumping" signs...my neighbors had one placed exactly where my dad drives out of our house, in the middle of the alley, which coincedently is right next to the evilest neighbors property....there has never been anything dumped there....my dad had it removed the next day.
another thing...
the other day my dad was outside working on his mower....about 50 feet away to the right my neighbor is outside....he yells to my dad "HEY OLD MAN, STAY OFF MY PROPERTY!!!" my dad's thinking "what the hell is this nut talking about now?" no explaination or anything....they probably think everything that messes up at their house ismy dad's fault or something...i don't know...but my dad is in MUCH better shape than the man 20 years younger than him, fat ass.
fuck these people...
they have put roundup on many of our plants MANY of times...you can tell because the plant is completely dead in a day, and everything else around it is bright green and healthy.
the last straws....
ok, this last week is what really got me pissed off....i come home from school one day and my dad tells me "guess what the neighbors did"...."ohh geeze...what?"....well, my dad was outside and the neighbors were mowing their yard for the third day in a row (they don't even have an grass in that spot to begin with, all they were doing was kicking up dust)...my dad has allergies so he turned on his sprinkler to water the plants and keep down the dust......well..he goes inside after that and takes a nap.... when he wakes up he is greeted by the lake alfred code enforcement officer, telling my dad that his sprinkler is hissing my neighbors fence BOO FUCKING HOO, RIGHT????? turns out that they not only called the code enforement officer, but they also CALLED THE COPS! (PIGS!). my dad was sleeping at the time they came over...we found this out through our friend who is friends with them (i don't see how, buncha asses).
the friend/snitch also told us something else...
at my house me don't have an electronic door bell, we have an antique door bell which hangs outside and you pull the string to make it ding...well, it was broken last week (we thought it was old) but we couldn't find the knocker on the inside anywhere. something fishy was going on. tunrs out that while my dad took his boat out on the lake for a few minutes, the crazy mother fuckin neighbors who put up the fence watched my dad go out, and then went ONTO OUR PROPERTY AND BROKE OUR BELL!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PEOBLEM????
these people are always telling my dad to stay off their property and all this bullshit. my dad never goes on their property, they always are on ours...the spy on us and we have even been told by the friend/snitch that they have phone taps and can hear what we talk about on the phone!! the lie to us, they destruct our property...and have the nerve to say my dad is the bad guy!!! FUCK PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
SO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. CAMILLE FARLEY IS BREAKING OUT THE BIG GUNS. I AM SMARTER, YOUNGER, AND MORE CREATIVE THAN THESE BITCHES...ITS ON. I AM NOT AFRAID TO SPEAK MY MIND!!! the next time i see them i am going to tell them exactly what i think of them....AND BAND PRACTICE IS ON IN MY FRONT FIELD, FULL VOLUME AND ALL DAY LONG....FOR MANY, MANY, MANY DAYS. IF I HAVE TO TAKE MORE SEVERE MEASURES I WILL.....but nothing illegal because they will call the cops (pigs) on me in a heartbeat. i actually hope they call the cops on me for playing my music during the day, because there isn't a damn thing they can do. MUUUUAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
i will keep you people posted. i have some tricks up my sleve. fuckers. fucked with the wrong 19 year old.
PS sorry for any typos or unclearly stated stuff...i am just so mad and typing fast and uncontrolable. GOOD DAY!!! I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
i made a map to illustrate occurances and where these evil neighbors reside:
the two families in subject:
both are just a man and wife, who have no kids and keep squirrels as pets. the fed and bred them until there is an overwhelming amount og squirrels which EAT EVERY DAMN THING WE TRY TO GROW AT MY HOUSE. THEY EVEN EAT ORANGES OFF OF THE TREES!. i mean, we have like Bok Tower amounts of squirrels...but not as friendly. we tend to our fruits and veggies for months just to have a rat with a bushy tail EAT what we have been working so hard for. and they don't even eat all of it they just take a few bites out of all of the fruit and then leave it. mother fuckers. the neighbors' squirrels in their cages are obese, i mean seriously obese. these squirrels can rest their elbos on their fat tummys...like little rat buddahs. its cruel. Just like this :
alright....here's another thing....
about 4 yers ago we had a deal going with the evil-est neighbor, we were going to go half on a piece of land right in front of MY house...well they went behind our backs and bought it without telling us...the next thing we know there is a chain link fence in front of our house. yeah, i thought that was bad, but i could deal with it. well, a few months later i come home from school and there is a 6 FOOT BOARD FENCE BEING PUT UP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! i was so pissed off i was yelling at the fence guys like "DON'T YOU THINK ITS FUCKED UP FOR SOMEONE TO PUT OF A FENCE RIGHT IN FRONT OF SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE??" we have laefront property, and i know that they were trying to cut off our view of it, but it was worthless for them to do that because our house sits high enough that we can still see the lakefront, and not their trashy ass land which they neglect. so, that's not the main reason why i hate them....
about a little over a year ago, right after i turned 18, my dad planted a little crotan bush
like this one, but smaller....we platned it on the other side of our mailbox....well, that very same day i see a COP (PIG) driving up my driveway. i'm thinking "ohhh shit whats going on" so i go outside to find out. turns out that he is there to tell my dad to remove the plant. THIS IS NOT ANYTHING ILLEGAL. he says that our neighbors do not like it there, and that it is on "city" property (ha, like the billions of bushes and unkept landscaping of my neighbors isn't??) so i tell the COP (PIG) that he should be out trying to stop some criminals or something, not bothering a 69 year old man about a bush he planted next to his mailbox. fucking rediculous. i bet the neighbors called 80 times just to get someone to come out. and, to show the COP (PIG) that my dad didn't give a shit, he ripped the plant out and thre it in the driveway and left it there.
another incident....
after hurricane charlie, my neighbors decrepit dock was torn to pieces, sending its rusty nail filled rotten boards onto our lakefront and bumping into our dock. so, my dad gets the strength to go down to the lakefront and clean out the boards (among all of the other destruction we had). he got all the boards out he could and laid them to be picked up with the rest of the debris, thinking he was doing them a favor. well, my neighbors got into my dad's face and actually told him to NOT MESS WITH THEIR PROPERTY!!!!!!! so, in turn, my dad took all of the boards that he painstakingly hauld to the trash pile and piled them right in the middle of their lakefront. you get what you ask for, and i loved the look on those mother fuckers faces when they saw the pile of their property, on their property. it took them 2 weeks to even start to clean it up. keep in mind that they are about 50, and my dad is 70, and he has more will, strenght, smarts, and common sence than they do.
another tale...
i live on a dirt road which is always in need up up keep. we don't want it paved but we do want it taken care of by the city, because it can get some really nasty pot holes when it rains. well, when the city comes down to work on the road (after my dad has begged them to repeatedly) my fucked up neighbors actually try to stop them from repairing the road!! ONE OF THEM DOESN'T EVER EVEN HAVE TO DRIVE ON THE ROAD!! and they think my dad is the asshole???????? WTF!!!
the list goes on.........
you know those "no dumping" signs...my neighbors had one placed exactly where my dad drives out of our house, in the middle of the alley, which coincedently is right next to the evilest neighbors property....there has never been anything dumped there....my dad had it removed the next day.
another thing...
the other day my dad was outside working on his mower....about 50 feet away to the right my neighbor is outside....he yells to my dad "HEY OLD MAN, STAY OFF MY PROPERTY!!!" my dad's thinking "what the hell is this nut talking about now?" no explaination or anything....they probably think everything that messes up at their house ismy dad's fault or something...i don't know...but my dad is in MUCH better shape than the man 20 years younger than him, fat ass.
fuck these people...
they have put roundup on many of our plants MANY of times...you can tell because the plant is completely dead in a day, and everything else around it is bright green and healthy.
the last straws....
ok, this last week is what really got me pissed off....i come home from school one day and my dad tells me "guess what the neighbors did"...."ohh geeze...what?"....well, my dad was outside and the neighbors were mowing their yard for the third day in a row (they don't even have an grass in that spot to begin with, all they were doing was kicking up dust)...my dad has allergies so he turned on his sprinkler to water the plants and keep down the dust......well..he goes inside after that and takes a nap.... when he wakes up he is greeted by the lake alfred code enforcement officer, telling my dad that his sprinkler is hissing my neighbors fence BOO FUCKING HOO, RIGHT????? turns out that they not only called the code enforement officer, but they also CALLED THE COPS! (PIGS!). my dad was sleeping at the time they came over...we found this out through our friend who is friends with them (i don't see how, buncha asses).
the friend/snitch also told us something else...
at my house me don't have an electronic door bell, we have an antique door bell which hangs outside and you pull the string to make it ding...well, it was broken last week (we thought it was old) but we couldn't find the knocker on the inside anywhere. something fishy was going on. tunrs out that while my dad took his boat out on the lake for a few minutes, the crazy mother fuckin neighbors who put up the fence watched my dad go out, and then went ONTO OUR PROPERTY AND BROKE OUR BELL!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PEOBLEM????
these people are always telling my dad to stay off their property and all this bullshit. my dad never goes on their property, they always are on ours...the spy on us and we have even been told by the friend/snitch that they have phone taps and can hear what we talk about on the phone!! the lie to us, they destruct our property...and have the nerve to say my dad is the bad guy!!! FUCK PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!
SO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. CAMILLE FARLEY IS BREAKING OUT THE BIG GUNS. I AM SMARTER, YOUNGER, AND MORE CREATIVE THAN THESE BITCHES...ITS ON. I AM NOT AFRAID TO SPEAK MY MIND!!! the next time i see them i am going to tell them exactly what i think of them....AND BAND PRACTICE IS ON IN MY FRONT FIELD, FULL VOLUME AND ALL DAY LONG....FOR MANY, MANY, MANY DAYS. IF I HAVE TO TAKE MORE SEVERE MEASURES I WILL.....but nothing illegal because they will call the cops (pigs) on me in a heartbeat. i actually hope they call the cops on me for playing my music during the day, because there isn't a damn thing they can do. MUUUUAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
i will keep you people posted. i have some tricks up my sleve. fuckers. fucked with the wrong 19 year old.
PS sorry for any typos or unclearly stated stuff...i am just so mad and typing fast and uncontrolable. GOOD DAY!!! I SAID GOOD DAY!!!