Young Wings (2)
Title: Young Wings
Focus: Stray Kids
Rating: (P)G
WC: ~1200
Summary: Nicknames get out of hand, Woojin is chill and Felix resents you for comparing his hair to the bitchass dog.
A/N: Almost half of the wordcount for this chapter is chatroom automatic text smh.
English convos are in italics~
[NICKNAMES]NICKNAMES (oh boy what a mess,i'll just write the main ones):
Chan: the og,koalatea,cb97
Felix: yongbok,marianas trench,lee.ix
Hyunjin: pillow,snoopy,hwangmoretime
Minho: bundle of joy,fiona,not_leeminho
Seungmin: bullet journal,stitches
Changbin: munchlax,
,spearB
Jeongin: oh worm,tae jin ah,theyangone
Jisung: mini tablo,bibarel,j.0ne
Woojin: buddha,shrek
[The Lost Boys (9)]
added to the chat
changed ’s nickname to
yongbok: THANK YOU
yongbok: NEVERMIND HOW COULD U CHRIS
yongbok: I CAN’T EVEN CHANGE IT BACK
pillow: what are u so loud for
bundle of joy: aw why would u add him back
bundle of joy: it had been a relaxing afternoon w/o him
the og: next time u get spammed on every platform possible we can talk
bullet journal: couldn’t u block him
the og: of course i did
the og: after failing to reach me via text,email,tweet,fb,ig and soundcloud he resorted for linkedin ffs
yongbok: i was all set to send you a carrier pigeon if that failed too
munchlax: u resourceful mf @felix
yongbok:
bundle of joy: ffs
oh worm: what were u going to make it carry?
yongbok: vegemite
✓✓ read
---
mini tablo: idk y i keep laughing @ everybody silently agreeing to leave felix on read n just go to sleep
mini tablo: even chan hyung
the og: i get it that we're both australian but still
yongbok: y’all rude
yongbok: is nobody going to tease jeongin for the randomness of his question?
the og: no
buddha: no
bundle of joy: no
munchlax: no
pillow: no
mini tablo: no
bullet journal: no
oh worm: no
yongbok: can u say that again i dont think the message got across
mini tablo: no
bundle of joy: no
oh worm: no
buddha: gUYS
bullet journal: HE TALKS!
buddha: i’m just trying to flip these burgers and the constant vibrating of my phone isn’t helping
buddha: if i were at the shakes though...
bundle of joy: and he uses sarcasm!
bundle of joy: chan hyung what did u do to him
the og:
yongbok: y tho
yongbok: its not like ive ever used ur face as memes
the og:
the og: and here i thought it was the right time to make you change your name back…
yongbok: NONONONO PLWASE
yongbok: im begging u
mini tablo: Beggin', beggin' you
mini tablo: Put your loving hand out baby
bullet journal: here we go again with the human jukebox
the og: k so anyway
the og: since i didn’t even notice i left the nicknaming locked since that one incident
pillow: *that* incident?
buddha: did anybody ever fess up?
bundle of joy: man it has been eons!
bullet journal: for the last time YONGBOK i dont keep a bullet journal
yongbok:
yongbok: also fuck you
the og: y’all free to rename urself or others whenever u want
the og: dont make me regret it
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bitchass: the bitchass here is you with that hair, felix hyung
dear diary: oooOOOOOOOooo
minow: ma boi!!
munchkin: pewpewpewpew!!!
calimero: dafuq was that
chris columbus: i didnt share my power for u to abuse it like this @felix
chris columbus: also idk if i’d rather be connected to the dude who chanced upon americas instead of indias like planned
chris columbus: or to one of the directors of harry potter
minow: u got it all wrong felix
minow: we need a theme
changed their nickname to
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donkey: did i ask???
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
lord farquaad: bitch
fiona: try again
lord farquaad: *bitch hyung
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changed ’s nickname to
big bad wolf: aaaand im locking the nicknaming again
lord farquaad: this is why we cant have nice things smh
donkey: no please let us at least change our names back
dragon: yeah why am i the dragon????
dragon: while im agreeing with jisung rn i want nothing to do with him
donkey: 凸(`△´＃)
shrek: meh
shrek: i neither love nor hate mine
pinocchio: how gudetama of you
shrek: excuse you i’m not lazy just chill
big bad wolf: who wants to change their names do it now
lord farquaad: or forever hold your peace?
big bad wolf: yeah that
changed their nickname to
changed their nickname to
puss in boots: yeah nah i prefer what i picked earlier
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fiona: killjoys the lot of you
koalatea: felix
marianas trench: chris
koalatea: clever
marianas trench: (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡
marianas trench: oi seungmin
stitches: what
marianas trench: did u snitch?
stitches: no why
bibarel: *not today
marianas trench: cuz snitches get stitches
stitches: and talkers get walkers so be careful
stitches: you too @jisung
tae jin ah: ooOOOOoooo
snoopy: ma boi went IN!
marianas trench: u would kno
snoopy: …
stitches: 凸(⁄ ⁄`⁄皿⁄´⁄ ⁄)
fiona: yo @changbin
: who summoned me
fiona: miss me with that demon shit, we know you a softie
: i’m chillin in gehenna,what are u talkin about
fiona: do you need a refresh of your bratty kid aegyo act you pull every time you get too drunk?
fiona: i got it on video
: …
marianas trench: oooh fiona noona w dem receipts!
tae jin ah: do share!
: J E O N G I N
tae jin ah: but i never had the chance to see you drunk :(
tae jin ah: as a matter of fact you lot never invited me out for drinks
koalatea: ‘cause you’re still a minor adn we’re responsible™ for you
tae jin ah: you forgot me at the mall
bibarel: HAH
tae jin ah: and YOU stole my umbrella
bibarel: i thought it was mine!
tae jin ah: you didn’t bring yours that day
bibarel: forecasts are always wrong
tae jin ah: they said it was gonna rain
tae jin ah: it was a near downpour
tae jin ah: i got stuck at the fast food till the evening when it finally drizzled down
tae jin ah: i dont wanna see another mcflurry for at least 6 months
marianas trench: HAH
tae jin ah: don’t make me start,felix hyung
stitches: jeonginnie went AWF!
stitches: (dont expose me pls xoxo)
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lee.ix eat my shorts @theyangone
j.0ne hold the fuck up when did u go to the barber
lee.ix i ditched my statistics class lolol
spearB oh.
not_leeminho [kevin hart voice] she wasn’t readyyy
[NOTES]Some context:
-Woojin works at McDonald's, the same Jeongin got stuck at after Jisung stole his umbrella. He didn't ask Woojin for his umbrella in case it kept raining until the end of his shift (like it effectively did)
-i aged up the characters by only a year: Jeongin is a high school senior, '00 liners are college freshmen and so on
More notes:
-Calimero is a black chick from an old italian cartoon
-the whole Shrek (and Bibarel) naming is from SK-talker ep.2, i just added a few other characters
-Tae Jin Ah is a trot singer
-the snitches discussion is inspired by Fall Out Boy's "Snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers"
-I'm no expert since i only ever heard about it in animes,but i think Gehenna is some sort of purgatory?
Focus: Stray Kids
Rating: (P)G
WC: ~1200
Summary: Nicknames get out of hand, Woojin is chill and Felix resents you for comparing his hair to the bitchass dog.
A/N: Almost half of the wordcount for this chapter is chatroom automatic text smh.
English convos are in italics~
[NICKNAMES]NICKNAMES (oh boy what a mess,i'll just write the main ones):
Chan: the og,koalatea,cb97
Felix: yongbok,marianas trench,lee.ix
Hyunjin: pillow,snoopy,hwangmoretime
Minho: bundle of joy,fiona,not_leeminho
Seungmin: bullet journal,stitches
Changbin: munchlax,
,spearB
Jeongin: oh worm,tae jin ah,theyangone
Jisung: mini tablo,bibarel,j.0ne
Woojin: buddha,shrek
[The Lost Boys (9)]
added to the chat
changed ’s nickname to
yongbok: THANK YOU
yongbok: NEVERMIND HOW COULD U CHRIS
yongbok: I CAN’T EVEN CHANGE IT BACK
pillow: what are u so loud for
bundle of joy: aw why would u add him back
bundle of joy: it had been a relaxing afternoon w/o him
the og: next time u get spammed on every platform possible we can talk
bullet journal: couldn’t u block him
the og: of course i did
the og: after failing to reach me via text,email,tweet,fb,ig and soundcloud he resorted for linkedin ffs
yongbok: i was all set to send you a carrier pigeon if that failed too
munchlax: u resourceful mf @felix
yongbok:
bundle of joy: ffs
oh worm: what were u going to make it carry?
yongbok: vegemite
✓✓ read
---
mini tablo: idk y i keep laughing @ everybody silently agreeing to leave felix on read n just go to sleep
mini tablo: even chan hyung
the og: i get it that we're both australian but still
yongbok: y’all rude
yongbok: is nobody going to tease jeongin for the randomness of his question?
the og: no
buddha: no
bundle of joy: no
munchlax: no
pillow: no
mini tablo: no
bullet journal: no
oh worm: no
yongbok: can u say that again i dont think the message got across
mini tablo: no
bundle of joy: no
oh worm: no
buddha: gUYS
bullet journal: HE TALKS!
buddha: i’m just trying to flip these burgers and the constant vibrating of my phone isn’t helping
buddha: if i were at the shakes though...
bundle of joy: and he uses sarcasm!
bundle of joy: chan hyung what did u do to him
the og:
yongbok: y tho
yongbok: its not like ive ever used ur face as memes
the og:
the og: and here i thought it was the right time to make you change your name back…
yongbok: NONONONO PLWASE
yongbok: im begging u
mini tablo: Beggin', beggin' you
mini tablo: Put your loving hand out baby
bullet journal: here we go again with the human jukebox
the og: k so anyway
the og: since i didn’t even notice i left the nicknaming locked since that one incident
pillow: *that* incident?
buddha: did anybody ever fess up?
bundle of joy: man it has been eons!
bullet journal: for the last time YONGBOK i dont keep a bullet journal
yongbok:
yongbok: also fuck you
the og: y’all free to rename urself or others whenever u want
the og: dont make me regret it
changed their nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed
’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
bitchass: the bitchass here is you with that hair, felix hyung
dear diary: oooOOOOOOOooo
minow: ma boi!!
munchkin: pewpewpewpew!!!
calimero: dafuq was that
chris columbus: i didnt share my power for u to abuse it like this @felix
chris columbus: also idk if i’d rather be connected to the dude who chanced upon americas instead of indias like planned
chris columbus: or to one of the directors of harry potter
minow: u got it all wrong felix
minow: we need a theme
changed their nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
donkey: did i ask???
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
lord farquaad: bitch
fiona: try again
lord farquaad: *bitch hyung
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
big bad wolf: aaaand im locking the nicknaming again
lord farquaad: this is why we cant have nice things smh
donkey: no please let us at least change our names back
dragon: yeah why am i the dragon????
dragon: while im agreeing with jisung rn i want nothing to do with him
donkey: 凸(`△´＃)
shrek: meh
shrek: i neither love nor hate mine
pinocchio: how gudetama of you
shrek: excuse you i’m not lazy just chill
big bad wolf: who wants to change their names do it now
lord farquaad: or forever hold your peace?
big bad wolf: yeah that
changed their nickname to
changed their nickname to
puss in boots: yeah nah i prefer what i picked earlier
changed their nickname to
changed their nickname to <
>
changed their nickname to
changed their nickname to
changed ’s nickname to
fiona: killjoys the lot of you
koalatea: felix
marianas trench: chris
koalatea: clever
marianas trench: (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡
marianas trench: oi seungmin
stitches: what
marianas trench: did u snitch?
stitches: no why
bibarel: *not today
marianas trench: cuz snitches get stitches
stitches: and talkers get walkers so be careful
stitches: you too @jisung
tae jin ah: ooOOOOoooo
snoopy: ma boi went IN!
marianas trench: u would kno
snoopy: …
stitches: 凸(⁄ ⁄`⁄皿⁄´⁄ ⁄)
fiona: yo @changbin
: who summoned me
fiona: miss me with that demon shit, we know you a softie
: i’m chillin in gehenna,what are u talkin about
fiona: do you need a refresh of your bratty kid aegyo act you pull every time you get too drunk?
fiona: i got it on video
: …
marianas trench: oooh fiona noona w dem receipts!
tae jin ah: do share!
: J E O N G I N
tae jin ah: but i never had the chance to see you drunk :(
tae jin ah: as a matter of fact you lot never invited me out for drinks
koalatea: ‘cause you’re still a minor adn we’re responsible™ for you
tae jin ah: you forgot me at the mall
bibarel: HAH
tae jin ah: and YOU stole my umbrella
bibarel: i thought it was mine!
tae jin ah: you didn’t bring yours that day
bibarel: forecasts are always wrong
tae jin ah: they said it was gonna rain
tae jin ah: it was a near downpour
tae jin ah: i got stuck at the fast food till the evening when it finally drizzled down
tae jin ah: i dont wanna see another mcflurry for at least 6 months
marianas trench: HAH
tae jin ah: don’t make me start,felix hyung
stitches: jeonginnie went AWF!
stitches: (dont expose me pls xoxo)
Liked by cb97, hwangmoretime, not_leeminho and 591 others
lee.ix eat my shorts @theyangone
j.0ne hold the fuck up when did u go to the barber
lee.ix i ditched my statistics class lolol
spearB oh.
not_leeminho [kevin hart voice] she wasn’t readyyy
[NOTES]Some context:
-Woojin works at McDonald's, the same Jeongin got stuck at after Jisung stole his umbrella. He didn't ask Woojin for his umbrella in case it kept raining until the end of his shift (like it effectively did)
-i aged up the characters by only a year: Jeongin is a high school senior, '00 liners are college freshmen and so on
More notes:
-Calimero is a black chick from an old italian cartoon
-the whole Shrek (and Bibarel) naming is from SK-talker ep.2, i just added a few other characters
-Tae Jin Ah is a trot singer
-the snitches discussion is inspired by Fall Out Boy's "Snitches and talkers get stitches and walkers"
-I'm no expert since i only ever heard about it in animes,but i think Gehenna is some sort of purgatory?