Feb 15, 2008 12:26
1 enkigrl Grosse Point Blank
M- "Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding."
D- "It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?"
M- "I respect it's privacy."
2 auss24 Raising Arazona
well, which is it young feller? do you want me to freeze
or get on the ground? mean to say, ifin i freeze, i cant
rightly drop. and ifin i drop, im a goin to be in motion, you see.
3
I must say, Dr. Hill, I'm very disappointed in you.
You steal the secret of life and here you are trysting with
a bubble-head co-ed. You're not even a second rate scientist.
4
I can't understand a single word you say with that hat on.
5 enkigrl Rats of Nihm
J: I think I have real potential.
I mean, girls go for the athletic type, don't they?
M.B: Jeremy, you're stepping on my tail.
J: Oh, yeah! Excuse me, pardon me.
6 enkigrl Fight Club
T: Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
7 duncan Indiana Jones
E: We have top men working on it now.
I: Who?
M: Top... men.
8 Auss25 Aliens
H: Hey V, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
V: No. Have you?
9
T: The smaller the attendance the bigger the history.
There were 12 people at the last supper. Half a dozen at Kitty Hawk.
Archimedes was on his own in the bath.
T: It looks fucking great actually - yeah, really nice. It's beautiful
- but useless. And as William Morris once said:
"Nothing useless can be truly beautiful."
10
welcome to the concentration of camp
champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends.
11 enkigrl Igby Goes Down
M: I take it you know that D.H. is your father?
I: No.
M: Then I'm really glad I told you.
12 enkigrl Royal Tenebaums
E: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
R: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
E: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.
13 Gothfru Blazing Saddles
B: Are we awake?
J: We're not sure. Are we black?
B: Yes, we are.
J: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
14 Dernogg Clerks
R: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
I: I beg your pardon?
R: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
15 enkigrl Donnie Brasco
FT: What's forget about it?
D: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know,
like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then,
if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget
about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the
greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it.
But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like
"Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says
"Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.