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[bellumetpax]

(With an ice pack to his head, sans cravat and generally pissed)And here I dared to believe the week would go by without incident. I put a warning out to anyone with grey hair - you may find yourself on the receiving end of a concussion in the near future

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[yo_yo_mercenary]

ALIENS?

Have you actually met the aliens that kidnapped everyone?! o.o

[bellumetpax]

Not this theory again.>

I assure you Miss, it is highly unlikely 'aliens' are the reason for us being here and no, I have not met any 'aliens.' Only fellow townspeople and the mayor.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Why do people call everyone 'Miss' around here?

Really? But...but I could have sworn that's what happened. It sounds like something aliens would do!

[bellumetpax]

I suppose it's a theory, but it's entirely possible there's another force behind this.

We haven't been introduced, my name is Miles Edgeworth, a pleasure.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Oooh. Hello, Miss Edgeworth!

The name's Bridget! I like your fancy clothes~ =3

((He's come to the conclusion that 'miss' is a non-gender-specific title in this world.))

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[bellumetpax]

I- Miss?!

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[bellumetpax]

I.. am not a Miss, Miss Bridget. No one has ever mistaken that before.. I assure you I am male.

((Lol, poor Bridget XD))

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[yo_yo_mercenary]

B...but, everyone I've met's been saying that to me...

I thought it was some weird thing people did here.

[bellumetpax]

Well you are female... aren't you?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Hahaha, no! What the heck would make you think that, Mister Edgeworth? dX

You're pretty weird. I think you got hit on the head a little too hard! :O

[bellumetpax]

You're.. male? *takes a moment to process this before coughing in embarrassment.*

My apologies Mr. Bridget.. I.. yes, that hit must have been more jarring then I imagined. I must be seeing things.. he cannot look so feminine.. perhaps going to the healers is necessary..

[yo_yo_mercenary]

It's okay! I'm sure it's just your head trauma.

But see!

*Poses: turns away, bends over a bit, and stretches with his arms up (in other words, VERY FEMININE)*

I'm a guy~! =)

[bellumetpax]

Ah, o-of course.. I had no idea the wound was this serious...

You.. you are new Mr. Bridget?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Yup~ I just got here! I've been making some friends but I don't really know much about this place...

[bellumetpax]

Ah well.. All any of the inhabitants know is it's an island, where people who have lost their memories end up. The memories return, slowly, and there are strange occurrences as well.. But largely it seems nothing more than a developing city.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

Ooooh, an island? Cool!

I haven't been out to look around. What's the island like?