Something to distract me from the ol' RSI! (snagged from Kat-woman)
What do you check out first when you check someone out?
Mannerisms.
What is the least favorite part of your body?
My face.
Dolly or Loretta?
Loretta. That's my aunt's name.
3 things you envy from the opposite sex.
1) Strength
2) Height
3) Big feet... BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!11!
3 things you really don't envy from the opposite sex.
1) Penis
2) Testicles
3) The relentless fear of losing aforementioned organs
Which one of the 7 deadly sins do you practice the most?
Gluttony, sloth, lust...
Have you ever had an eating disorder?
I binge... but I think that's because I don't eat enough and irregularly so.
When was the last time you made out with a stranger?
Never done that before
Are you gonna call him/her?
Why, sure...
Is he/she gonna call you?
Definitely. I have him on the line now. He's wanking and making all kinds of awkward noises. I think I'll hang up now.
What kind of drunk are you?
Relaxed, sleepy
Have you ever had a drug problem?
Naw.
If yes, what drug(s)?
SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK -crack.
How long have you gone without having sex?
I've never had that. Shame.
Without eating?
Uh. A day, maybe?
Without sleeping?
One and a half days. Ouch.
When was the last time you did cocaine?
What's your obsession with drukgs, man? By the by, I find this question odd... It insinuates that this is a drug commonly experimented with during the average lj-user's adolescent idiocy phase. Is kajunk-a-junkjunk the new put-a-put-potpot?
when was the last time you smoked weed?
I'm still coughing.
What does your hair look like now?
Horrible.
3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.
1) jeans
2) -
3) (Oh, yes they have Kat -in the sixties they suffered a fiery DEATH!) -
Would you ever have cosmetic surgery?
While a nose job is tempting... it would be painful, expensive, and creepy. So, no.
When was the last time you stole something?
I "steal" from the cafeteria all the time.
Do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?
Doesn't everyone deserve a bit of this. It would be nice if that fuckass man had said thank you when I held the door for his lazy arse. Prick. I will find you. I will get you. And you will flunk out of this school. I know lots of people. Lots of people. Lots of people in high places. Lots of high people.
What is your favorite night to go out?
I don't like to go out at night. The city is scary at night. People have guns, you know...
Do you wanna be rich and/or famous?
Definitely not famous. Don't want people taking pictures of my lady-bloodied panties and shoving their camera lenses into my labia... Not cool. Rich... well... you only can spend so much money. Look at all the crazy billionaires who resort to buying gold toilet seats. Bill Gates gives half of his away to charity, because he just can't figure out what to do with it anyway (he should make a money fort, maaaan.) Give me a decent apartment and enough for food and my insatiable appetite for music collecting and I'll be fine, thanks.
Who is your hero/role model?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Charlie Chaplin. Hot damn, that man had a great vest.
Whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
Liver. Especially when it's chopped up.
Have you ever found it fun to sniff on your dirty underwear?
Smells like paprika.
Do you pee in the shower?
(Good answer Kat) Sure, why not?
do you pick your nose?
I like to use my car keys.
Why do men get skid marks?
One of the many mysteries of this life.
If you are a man, have you ever tucked your weenie and looked at it in the mirror?
This is kind of a rude question. WHAT IF IT ISN'T LONG ENOUGH TO TUCK, YOU FUCK?! Have you ever considered the feelings of the homme petit? NO, YOU HAVE NOT!
When was your last queef?
No, I'm a vegetarian.
Have you ever been to an orgy?
Is there one on campus?
3 way?
I'm way too greedy and selfish for something like that. When it comes to bedroom business my partner is MINE MINE MINE, damnit!!
How do you know the person who posted this?
We were involved in a group dominated by a complex hierarchy of pubescent, middle school, honor role students. Shit.
What nationality would you prefer the mother/father of your children to be?
Mexican, Hmong, Korean... whatever. I'll take anything.
What would you name your kids?
Asshole or Shithead
Name 3 things you can't stand from people?
1.) Vaginas
2.) Penises
3.) Eyes -hate that SO MUCHCHCHCHCHCHCHHHHHCCHHCcc
What are you doing tonight?
Sitting
Mannerisms.
What is the least favorite part of your body?
My face.
Dolly or Loretta?
Loretta. That's my aunt's name.
3 things you envy from the opposite sex.
1) Strength
2) Height
3) Big feet... BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!11!
3 things you really don't envy from the opposite sex.
1) Penis
2) Testicles
3) The relentless fear of losing aforementioned organs
Which one of the 7 deadly sins do you practice the most?
Gluttony, sloth, lust...
Have you ever had an eating disorder?
I binge... but I think that's because I don't eat enough and irregularly so.
When was the last time you made out with a stranger?
Never done that before
Are you gonna call him/her?
Why, sure...
Is he/she gonna call you?
Definitely. I have him on the line now. He's wanking and making all kinds of awkward noises. I think I'll hang up now.
What kind of drunk are you?
Relaxed, sleepy
Have you ever had a drug problem?
Naw.
If yes, what drug(s)?
SMACKSMACKSMACKSMACK -crack.
How long have you gone without having sex?
I've never had that. Shame.
Without eating?
Uh. A day, maybe?
Without sleeping?
One and a half days. Ouch.
When was the last time you did cocaine?
What's your obsession with drukgs, man? By the by, I find this question odd... It insinuates that this is a drug commonly experimented with during the average lj-user's adolescent idiocy phase. Is kajunk-a-junkjunk the new put-a-put-potpot?
when was the last time you smoked weed?
I'm still coughing.
What does your hair look like now?
Horrible.
3 articles of clothing that will never go out of style.
1) jeans
2) -
3) (Oh, yes they have Kat -in the sixties they suffered a fiery DEATH!) -
Would you ever have cosmetic surgery?
While a nose job is tempting... it would be painful, expensive, and creepy. So, no.
When was the last time you stole something?
I "steal" from the cafeteria all the time.
Do you think girls deserve more respect just cause they are girls?
Doesn't everyone deserve a bit of this. It would be nice if that fuckass man had said thank you when I held the door for his lazy arse. Prick. I will find you. I will get you. And you will flunk out of this school. I know lots of people. Lots of people. Lots of people in high places. Lots of high people.
What is your favorite night to go out?
I don't like to go out at night. The city is scary at night. People have guns, you know...
Do you wanna be rich and/or famous?
Definitely not famous. Don't want people taking pictures of my lady-bloodied panties and shoving their camera lenses into my labia... Not cool. Rich... well... you only can spend so much money. Look at all the crazy billionaires who resort to buying gold toilet seats. Bill Gates gives half of his away to charity, because he just can't figure out what to do with it anyway (he should make a money fort, maaaan.) Give me a decent apartment and enough for food and my insatiable appetite for music collecting and I'll be fine, thanks.
Who is your hero/role model?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Charlie Chaplin. Hot damn, that man had a great vest.
Whats the most grotesque part of the human body?
Liver. Especially when it's chopped up.
Have you ever found it fun to sniff on your dirty underwear?
Smells like paprika.
Do you pee in the shower?
(Good answer Kat) Sure, why not?
do you pick your nose?
I like to use my car keys.
Why do men get skid marks?
One of the many mysteries of this life.
If you are a man, have you ever tucked your weenie and looked at it in the mirror?
This is kind of a rude question. WHAT IF IT ISN'T LONG ENOUGH TO TUCK, YOU FUCK?! Have you ever considered the feelings of the homme petit? NO, YOU HAVE NOT!
When was your last queef?
No, I'm a vegetarian.
Have you ever been to an orgy?
Is there one on campus?
3 way?
I'm way too greedy and selfish for something like that. When it comes to bedroom business my partner is MINE MINE MINE, damnit!!
How do you know the person who posted this?
We were involved in a group dominated by a complex hierarchy of pubescent, middle school, honor role students. Shit.
What nationality would you prefer the mother/father of your children to be?
Mexican, Hmong, Korean... whatever. I'll take anything.
What would you name your kids?
Asshole or Shithead
Name 3 things you can't stand from people?
1.) Vaginas
2.) Penises
3.) Eyes -hate that SO MUCHCHCHCHCHCHCHHHHHCCHHCcc
What are you doing tonight?
Sitting