I hate milk.
Mm'kay...
Apparently I am officially lactose intolerant. This would explain why milk has disgusted me all of my life and why I just never ate that much of it to speak of. Well, since this is a recent discovery, it's easy to forget about, like this morning when I ate a granola, yogurt, fruit concoction -BAM! Serious nausea! Serious pain! Serious disgust! God, it feels like someone is twisting my stomach into knots of nautical significance.
Lactase! Lactase! My tuition for lactase!
I'm already vegetarian, so this would make me vegan by default. No, way. Not doing it. I'm going to get me some of those chewable doodads.
Apparently I am officially lactose intolerant. This would explain why milk has disgusted me all of my life and why I just never ate that much of it to speak of. Well, since this is a recent discovery, it's easy to forget about, like this morning when I ate a granola, yogurt, fruit concoction -BAM! Serious nausea! Serious pain! Serious disgust! God, it feels like someone is twisting my stomach into knots of nautical significance.
Lactase! Lactase! My tuition for lactase!
I'm already vegetarian, so this would make me vegan by default. No, way. Not doing it. I'm going to get me some of those chewable doodads.