Cramps...Ugh!
Ok, so it is now one in the morning and I am dead tired, but I cannot sleep because of cramps. I can hardly keep my eyes open. As soon as I begin to doze a sharp pain in my uterus wakes me up. Damn procreation! Sometimes I wish humans could reproduce asexually so I wouldn't have to go through this every month. However, I'm sure there is some pain involved in asexual reproduction. Now that I think about it I think binary fission would be slightly more painful than menstruation. Imagine the cramps involved in that! I guess there is a silver lining to everything. I've now realized why I'm glad that I am not a bacteria.