Face-planting into brick walls / Why my life rules:
BEST THING ALL WEEK!! (no sarcasim. i think this is hilarious).
I just woke up no more than 5 minutes ago to the sound of the telephone ringing. My cat was lying beside me, and when i bolted out of bed so did he, and he was running about my feet all the way out of my room and out into the hall. I desperately tried to make it around him and to the phone before the answering machine went on, but he got entangled in my feet, i tripped and my face ground itself against the back of the brick fireplace wall. I have sustained minor injuries to my right eyelid. It looks like my face was the unfortunate victim of a rats midnight snack.
The injuries i've inflicted upon myself in this past week:
1. I managed to spill boiling water with coffee gounds on my right hand shortly before i needed to go to work (before 6 in the morning. this is VERY early for me) last sunday morning.
2. Mystery bruise/bump below my left knee cap. I remember the pain of this bruise but i can't remember exactly what i hit my leg on or why i did this to myself. Hence the mystery.
3. Yesterday I accidentally put my other hand against the cherry of Jason's cigarette. Another great burn.
4. And now my chewed up eyelid.
By the way, i still made it to the phone, fucking delerious and groaning like a cancer patient. The call wasn't important.
I just woke up no more than 5 minutes ago to the sound of the telephone ringing. My cat was lying beside me, and when i bolted out of bed so did he, and he was running about my feet all the way out of my room and out into the hall. I desperately tried to make it around him and to the phone before the answering machine went on, but he got entangled in my feet, i tripped and my face ground itself against the back of the brick fireplace wall. I have sustained minor injuries to my right eyelid. It looks like my face was the unfortunate victim of a rats midnight snack.
The injuries i've inflicted upon myself in this past week:
1. I managed to spill boiling water with coffee gounds on my right hand shortly before i needed to go to work (before 6 in the morning. this is VERY early for me) last sunday morning.
2. Mystery bruise/bump below my left knee cap. I remember the pain of this bruise but i can't remember exactly what i hit my leg on or why i did this to myself. Hence the mystery.
3. Yesterday I accidentally put my other hand against the cherry of Jason's cigarette. Another great burn.
4. And now my chewed up eyelid.
By the way, i still made it to the phone, fucking delerious and groaning like a cancer patient. The call wasn't important.