The safest road to hell is the gradual one
General asshats
Circle I Limbo
Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Hipsters
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
NAMBLA Members, Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands
George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Scientologists
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell