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I hear mac and cheese calling to me. It's been a while. I guess I'll make some.
Hooray for the DNC has started today. Wouldn't it be nice if my sister met Ben Affleck at her work? A picture would be even better. Among all those nice things that could happen, I really hope she doesn't get blown up. Her best friend, Leanne is going to be working at the convention. I feel sad for her because she's going to be surrounded by all those rich bastards.
I just spent 20 minutes in front of the mirror plucking my eyebrows. Why is being a woman so painful?
Mark's away message- "Today I saw Professor Glashow walking down the street shamelessly picking food out of the depths of his molars and eating the remnants off of his finger. The moral of this story: Leanne Erdberg, take solace in the fact that you share your disgusting habits with nobel prize winners."
This is why I love this (gay) man.
Hooray for the DNC has started today. Wouldn't it be nice if my sister met Ben Affleck at her work? A picture would be even better. Among all those nice things that could happen, I really hope she doesn't get blown up. Her best friend, Leanne is going to be working at the convention. I feel sad for her because she's going to be surrounded by all those rich bastards.
I just spent 20 minutes in front of the mirror plucking my eyebrows. Why is being a woman so painful?
Mark's away message- "Today I saw Professor Glashow walking down the street shamelessly picking food out of the depths of his molars and eating the remnants off of his finger. The moral of this story: Leanne Erdberg, take solace in the fact that you share your disgusting habits with nobel prize winners."
This is why I love this (gay) man.