"Dreams are weird, and they scare me." - Rose Walker, Sandman
The other night, I had a dream right out of a Golden Age Superman, with a modern twist. I dreamt that Metropolis legalized gay marriage, and wanted Superman to officiate several of the couples at the same time to show his support. But what he didn't know was that Luthor donated all the wedding bands and jewelry, and of course, they were all Kryptonite. I'm not quite sure how Superman saved the day, but I do remember some drag queen bridesmaid kicking the crap out of a LuthorBot.